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Horror Hosts: Zacherley

28/9/2014

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Zacherley (John Zacherle) "The Cool Ghoul"  is one of America's most well known and television horror hosts, also a radio personality, DJ, voice-over artist and recording artist with a long and varied career in broadcasting. At the height of his fame, he mostly worked and appeared in the Philadelphia and New York areas during the 1950s and 1960s as horror host Zacherley. Considered by many to be one of the all time greats.

Born John Zacherle on September the 27th 1918 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. His parents wouldn't allow him to watch horror movies, which were popular at the time. When he grew-up he went into television, taking small bit-part roles in a variety of TV series. In 1957, when the famous SHOCK film package, he asked to be the host. And so he donned his now infamous costume.
Initially he appeared on Philadelphia's WCAU-TV as a character called Roland, between 1957 and 1958, and then went on to  New York's WABC-TV from 1958 to 1959. It was sometime after March 1959, that the 'y' was added to his surname, and the character of Zacherley was fully formed.
The nickname "The Cool Ghoul" is said to have come from Dick Clark, of American Bandstand fame. He and Zacherley worked together, Zacherley sometimes filling in for Clark during the 1960s on Bandstand tours. It was with Clark's help that Zacherley recorded his 1959 top ten hit "Dinner With Drac". However Clark thought the song was lyrically to dark and gory for the wholesome Bandstand, so had Zacherley record a toned-down version for the show. 
The record was released as a double-A-side, containing both versions of the song. Part-1 being the original version and Part-2 being the alternate toned-down version requested by Clark. 

Weird Retro Fact: On Valentine's Day 1970, Zacherley introduced the Grateful Dead at the famous Fillmore East rock venue in the East Village of New York City.

Weird Retro Fact: Zacherley turned 96 on the 25th of September 2014. He still makes personal appearances at conventions.
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A Deal With The Devil At The Crossroads

27/9/2014

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Robert Johnson is considered to be one of the most influential Blues musicians ever. His short recording career between 1936 and 1937, created landmark pieces of music, that went on to inspire generations of artists. The issue of his recordings on the 1961 album King of the Delta Blues Singers, brought Johnson to the world, and cemented his place in the pantheon of the 20th Century’s most influential musicians. Johnson died on August 16, 1938, at the age of 27. (Yup, he was one of the early members of the 27 Club.)  It’s thought that his guitar playing went from just average to phenomenal in a very short period of time, which lead to the myth of Johnson's supposed deal with the Devil at the ‘crossroads’.  A story that has gone done in music folklore and been picked-up and used numerous times since. 
The story goes that Johnson went down to the (now legendary) Crossroads in Clarksdale, Mississippi. There he met the Devil (disguised as a big black man), and how the Devil tuned Johnson’s guitar, played a few tunes and handed it back to him. In effect making pact Faustian style pact. It is believed that Johnson’s early death, and the rediscovery of his recordings many years later lead the creation and spread of the legend.

In 1936 Johnson recorded the song Cross Road Blues, otherwise known as "Crossroads". It's likely that this powerful piece of Delta Blues, and it's name added to the myth.
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The Crossroads in Clarksdale, Mississippi, USA
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In 2002, Jack Black's band Tenacious D released the song Tribute. The video parodies the whole "pact with the Devil" mythology.
The 1986 movie Crossroads borrowed the Johnson's legend, to tell the story of a young musician who breaks free from his classical training to seek the blues, inspired by the myth of of Johnson and wanting to seek out a famed "missing song". Starring Ralph Macchio in the lead role, on his journey he comes across Willie "Blind Dog Fulton Smoke House" Brown, based on a real friend of Robert Johnson. On their journey of discovery they eventually come to the Crossroads, Where Willie reveals the packed both him and Johnson made with the Devil.
Weird Retro Fact: Although the crossroads at Highway 61 and Highway 49 in Clarksdale is believed to be the legendary crossroads where Robert Johnson made his pact with the devil, new evidence says it maybe not be. In the song the crossroads he is referring to is actually in Rosedale, as he sings "Going up to Rosedale, got my rider by my side". In legend, and in voodoo, the Devil is always supposed to hang-out close to the river. The Devil, marking his territory with an “X” (hence the crossroads). Clarksdale is too far away for this to match the legend. However, Rosedale is right by the river.
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Seduction Of The Innocent (1954)

27/9/2014

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Seduction of the Innocent is an influencial book by American psychiatrist Fredric Wertham, published in 1954, that warned that comic books were a negative form of popular literature and a serious cause of juvenile delinquency. Due to the publication of the book, a voluntary Comics Code Authority was established, bringing an end to the Golden Age of comic books. 

The book railed against depictions of sex, violence, drug use, and horror in comic books, that it was claimed were mainly read by children. And that such content was damaging and twisting their young minds. That they emulated the story-lines, leading them to act out the violence in the comic books in real life. The book didn't appear out of nowhere, it was the culmination of Wertham's moral crusade against comic books. And came out of a period of post-war moral panic about the state of America's youth.

As far back as 1945, there had been a suggestion of the sidicious nature of comic books, in a Time magazine article entitled "Are Comic Books Fascist?" The moral panic over comic books really started to take a grip in 1948, when ABC Radio ran a debate called "What's Wrong with the Comics?" In the debate John Mason Brown, critic for the Saturday Review of Literature described comic books as, "the marijuana of the nursery; the bane of the bassinet; the horror of the house; the curse of the kids; and a threat to the future." At the same time, Wertham was regularly giving talks about the dangers of comic books, which eventually lead to the writing and publication of Seduction Of The Innocent. In he'd taken part in a symposium called "The Psychopathology of Comic Books", from which Time magazine later published an article of the same name. The panic grew over the next few years, with comic book burning and the establishment of committees to investigate the influence of comic books on society and the young.

The publication of the book and its subsequent fame made Wertham a cause celebre, giving expert testimony at a Senate Subcommittee on Juvenile Delinquency. The CCA voluntary code remained in place right up until the 2000s, until publishers started to break away from its restrictions, as many comic books and graphic novels became a accepted and recognised element of adult literature. 

Weird Retro Fact: In 1935 Wertham testified for the defense in the trial of the infamous serial killer and cannibal Albert Fish, declaring him insane. (It's claimed the the character of Hannibal Lecter from Silence Of The Lambs is loosely based on Fish.)

On the Weird Retro facebook page, there is an album of images named after Seduction Of The Innocent. 

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Cult Film Friday: The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!? (1964)

26/9/2014

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Rated as one of the worst movies ever made, with one of the longest ever titles. A 1964 monster movie, produced, directed and starring Ray Dennis Steckler (appearing in the movie under the bizarre name Cash Flagg). Made for a mere $38,000, the movie was promoted as the first "monster musical". Having only beat the second "monster musical" The Horror Of Beach Party by just one month. The movie is sometimes wrongly credited as at the time having the longest movie title in cinema history. In fact it had the second longest, the accolade for the longest going to cult film-maker Roger Corman's 1957 movie The Saga of the Viking Women and Their Voyage to the Waters of the Great Sea Serpent. (Notably also rated as a terrible movie.)

See Weird Retro's BuzzFeed article about the movie for alternate poster designs, trailers and to view the movie in full.

The ludicrous plot involves three friends, a weird carnival, a hypnotic stripper and her fortune-telling sister who with her henchman turn people into killer zombies by throwing acid in their faces. That's just about the whole plot summarized right there... All interspersed with utterly meaningless and bizarre song-and-dance numbers.

The movie was released originally by Fairway-International Pictures, who stuck in as lower half of a double-bill. Steckler was unhappy with this and bought back the movie, deciding to promote it himself. Like any good carnie, Steckler hawked it around the Grindhouse circuit, changing its name every so often to confuse punters in to coming to see it again. Some of the titles that he used included, The Incredibly Mixed-Up Zombie, Diabolical Dr. Voodoo and The Teenage Psycho Meets Bloody Mary.Also in the gimmicky Grindhouse tradition of the likes of William Castle, Steckler had the movie advertised as being in shown in a variety of made-up formats. He used tag-lines like filmed in “Bloody-Vision”, to “Terrorama” and “Hallucinogenic Hypnovision” to drawn people in and milk every last dime out of them. In some of the screenings, Steckler himself sometimes and employees would run into the theater auditorium wearing monster masks, to scare the audience. It was often double-billed with the equally now infamous “so-bad-it’s-good” cult movie The Beast of Yucca Flats, that starred Tor Johnson of Plan 9 From Outer Space fame.

Weird Retro Film Fact:  
The film was lampooned in 1997 by Mystery Science Theater 3000, which brought it to the attention of many cult film fans, who had previously not been subjected to the awfulness of this ridiculous cult classic.
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Death Is A lonely Business (1985)

25/9/2014

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Death Is a Lonely Business is a novel by the famous sci-fi writer Ray Bradbury, published in 1985. Bradbury didn't always write sci-fi, despite that is what he is most remembered for. However, Death Is A Lonely Business stands out among his pantheon of novels, not only because it wasn't a sci-fi novel, but because is was the first novel Bradbury had published since Something Wicked This Way Comes in 1962. It was a homage, a different sense of direction, but in its deepest essence it was all Bradbury.

The novel plays with the pulp fiction, film noire, hard-boiled detective novel genre. It gives absolute direct nods to writers like Raymond Chandler and Dashiell Hammett. Placing it very much in that genre of fiction writing. Death Is A  Lonely Business is Bradbury breaking the mould, and moving in to the well trodden path of detective mystery novel. A genre he is well suited for, and pulls off beautifully. A strange little novel, that draws you in and takes you to places you never expected.

Set in 1949, somewhat after the time period of many of the contemporaries of pulp crime novels, it already sits somehow apart from those that it gives a nod too. It's about an odd series of murders (nothing so weird so far) that occur in the Venice Beach, California. Interestingly at that time, in Bradbury's narrative and in reality, a declining and in and of itself dead part of the world. Death surrounds the characters, in every aspect of the story. But most striking is the decaying setting. Deaths set against a dying community of broken board-walks, and failing fun fairs. All the characters, apart from the central one based on Bradbury himself are waiting for death to call. Interestingly Ray Bradbury actually lived in Venice Beach between 1942 and 1950, exactly the time period the novel is set.

Being set on a decaying seaside, it shares in some ways the essence of a dark decaying carnival feel that Something Wicked This Way Comes did. And like Something Wicked... is a brooding piece of literature. The main character struggles to deal with the decay, the dilapidated society that surrounds him. He's a writer (like Bradbury), of pulp novels. He struggles to make writing his stock in trade. He's had a few sales of his work, but generally he is currently a failed writer. Depressed, he fits in despite fighting against it, with the freaks and weirdos that inhabit the the novel. That inhabit the derelict pier and generally dark and forgotten area that the novel is set.

I'll say no more and give nothing else away. Least to say, as a huge fan of Ray Bradbury, Death Is A Lonely Business is a novel I approach with trepidation. Knowing it was outside of what I expected from the great man, it delivered prime Bradbury in spades. Harking back in style to the classic little known short stories of his I had read, reread and loved while no-one else had. Bradbury could set a scene, describe it in the most wonderfully rich and dark detail. Immerse you as a reader in that slightly out of kilter other place and make you feel comfortable with it, and yet sacred to turn your back at the same time. Death Is A Lonely Business is Bradbury at the the very peak of his craft. And unfortunately a novel that one of the greatest writers in American literary history is not well known for. As a fan of Bradbury, of mystery, of just great literature. I urge you to seek it out.    



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Weird Music: Worst Rock Album Ever!

25/9/2014

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Attila was a band formed in 1969, by Billy Joel (yes the Piano Man). They released only one album, the self-titled monstrosity Attila (1970). Often selected by critics as one of the worst rock albums of all time. Even Joel has been quoted as saying the album was "psychedelic bullshit". 

Without even hearing the album, the evidence is all there. Just the front cover, should be a warning. Joel and his fellow band mate Jon Small stood in 'Attila The Hun' style dress, among great hunks of butchered meat hanging around them. Then flip the album over to read the back.
A piece of self-aggrandising weirdness. Explaining (erm) how the album was produced with no studio trickery, and thus sounds as good live as it does on the album. It tells of their pathetic excuse for leaving their previous band The Hassles, and tries to make them sound all 'street wise' and hard. It just makes them sound creepy and weird. Oh and then you get to the instruments... If this isn't enough to warn you off once and for all, from listening to this album... Nothing will!!!
Billy plays the Hammond Organ (model #8.3), that he had rewired to bypass the Leslie tone cabinet and feeds directly into the amplifier. (Yes all of this is noted on the back sleeve.) He also uses wah-wah pedals, and a bass organ of his own design... Yawn... He does go on a bit... Jump forward... Jon just plays a normal set of drums. That's it?! A Hammond Organ and drums!!!

You have been warned... Dare you listen?
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From The Archives: Skin Flicks On The Go!

24/9/2014

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The Melton Viewer (circa 1952). A hand-cranked pocket movie viewer. Mostly used for watching ‘skin-flicks’ by horny young men, it would seem. Obviously you'd buy the Howdy Doody film reel, to hide your 'busty' film in, so your mom didn't know what you were really watching. Distributed by Castle Films, this 8mm movie viewer often came packaged with delights like "Wing, Claw, and Fang", "The Chimps' Vacation", "Fishing Thrills!" and "Belles of the South Seas". (An educational anthropological documentary into native tribes... With boobs.)
View the Weird Retro archive for the Melton Viewer on our facebook page. First published on Weird Retro in June 2011. Or on view via our new BuzzFeed link.
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Latest in-flight magazine articles

23/9/2014

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Published today, three new articles in rocketship Weird Retro's in-flight magazine. First is the Top Ten: Exploitation Cinema Documentaries, a must read for all fans of cult and Grindhouse cinema. The second is entitled A Haven For Devil Dolls. Taking a look inside an unassuming house in a leafy Kentucky suburb, that is home to the world's largest collection of creepy ventriloquists dummies. Henry Darger: In The Realms Of The Unreal. The story of one of the most prolific and reclusive writers ever, and his magnum opus The Story of the Vivian Girls, in What is Known as the Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinian War Storm, Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion.

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Mix-Tape Monday: Way Beyond Weird

22/9/2014

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Not so much a Mix-Tape this week, more a smörgåsbord of the so utterly strange it's beyond description. Albums beyond categorization, they orbit planet Earth, while we can only stare up in wonder at quirky bizarreness as they pass over us. Included in the mix is a taste of Tortura (1965) mentioned in a recent Weird Music post on the Captain's Blog. Simply known as 'Track 11' from the first album, the 'sounds of pain and pleasure' are accompanied by a cool jazz piano, as a whip is cracked and a woman laughs manically throughout. You really have to wonder what twisted mind came up with this piece of vintage vinyl.
Go Little Honda (1965) is a track by The Hondells, declaring their love of the Honda motorbike, from the Honda themed album of the same name. Written by Beach Boys Brian Wilson and Mike Love, the Hondells were made up of session musicians that included now country legend Glen Campbell. Another 'manufactured' band of sorts was the 1983 album Beatle Barkers, where animal noises replaced the lyrics of many of the most famous songs by the Fab Four.
Janet Greene, was the right-wing conservative version of Joan Baez. Recruited into the CACC (Christian Anti-Communist Crusade), she released only a small number of recordings. Probably her most infamous song is Fascist Threat (1966), a little Calypso inspired number. Apparently when asked where the Calypso influence came from she stated, it was the Chiquita Banana radio commercial which was popular at the time. (Also included on the sampler, for comparison.) The track was released with the very McCarthy-esque Commie Lies.
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During the 1960s and 1970s there was a fashion for instructional spoken word albums. There are many weird and wonderful examples out there to be found, here are included two especially strange choices. From 1976 is mother earth type Molly Roth, who owned a plant shop called Green Earth, that had a jukebox to play to the plants. She recorded the album Plant Talk/Sound Advice, which is Molly in husky loving tones talking to a variety of house plants. The B-side of the album was Molly's advice to plant owners. The sampler includes all 13 minutes of Molly's seductive Plant Talk, who appeared naked on the cover of the album covered only by plant foliage and a watering can.
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Art Linkletter was a famous TV host of House Party and People Are Funny during the 50s and 60s.  At the height of his fame in 1963, Art narrated a cute and quirky little album for children about 'the birds and the bees' called Where Did You Come From. A cutesy piece mixing simple biology with animal analogies. The best line comes about three-quarters through side-1, as Art describes how the sperm of a male horse fertilizes the egg of the female. "The father horse places the sperm in the body of the mother horse, through a 'little' tube that grows outside the daddy's body."
Download Way Beyond Planet Weird (Sampler) here.
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Bizarre Profiles: John Willie (1902-1962)

22/9/2014

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John Willie (born John Alexander Scott Coutts), artist, photographer, editor and publisher of the cult bondage magazine Bizarre. The first magazine for fetishists, it was first published in 1946. Originally only sold through mail order, it featured stunning illustrations by Coutts. He was known as the Rembrandt of Pulp and the Da Vinci of Fetish, but was born to British parents in Singapore, and grew-up up in the sexually repressed Edwardian era of England. Via Australia and Canada, good fortune landed him in the USA, where Willie found him home. and place for his artistic expression. Among themany  artwork and illustrations that he did for the magazine, the most famous character was Sweet Gwendoline, a naive blonde damsel in distress.
Bizarre magazine was published sporadically, ceasing production all together during 1947 to 1951, due to paper shortages during WWII. Coutts only published 26 editions before his death in 1962. It is thought that there were only around 10,000 of each made, making them a very collectable item today. 

In the magazine Coutts carefully played with gender roles, which was very progressive for its time. With women tying up women, it appealed to both a male and female readership.

From his work, it can be seen that Coutts loved and admired women. His female characters were always intelligent and witty, despite finding themselves tied-up. Whereas the male characters, like his villain Sir Dystic D'Arcy (based on Coutts himself) were portrayed as dim-witted.

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