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Toys: Bronze Bombers & Olmec Toys

30/11/2014

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The Bronze Bombers were created in 1988 by Olmec, an African-American owned toy company. Olmec was a toy company created by an African-American mother called Yla Eason, who "couldn't find a black super hero for her son." She noted that most action figures that were available were white, and so she decided to create a line of figures that her son could identify with.The result was a G.I. Joe with soul. Taking G.I. Joe and making him G.I. Bro!

The toys were even given historical context, as the text on the cards read, "Fearlessly, the mighty U.S. 369th Infantry led the nation's greatest Black Army into battle. They fought in WWI and WWII and they never lost. There have been no warriors their equal until today! Today, we have the Bronze Bombers™! Today they defend the country against P.S.B. enemy squad. These highly skilled combatants stand for justice and they never lose!"
In 1994, Olmec obtained the rights to produce figures using actual Hasbro moulds, and released a box set of twelve figures, sold exclusively at Toys R Us in 1997. Eight of the hero figures (called The Bronze Bombers) were made up of Hasbo bodies with new heads. The four villains (named the Pyros) were entirely Hasbro moulds.
Pretty much Olmec's whole range of toy were cheap and shody rip-off versions of other toy manufacturers ideas. Somewhat undermining the "positive-image toy" that Olmec were rightly attempting to create. The range of toys that they produced were obvious copies of the He-Man range, called Sun-Man, were the first Olmec released. Aside from African-American figure, they also manufactured Hispanic and Asian action figures, as well as dolls for girls to compete with the dominance of Barbie. Although there had already existed an African-American doll in the Barbie range since the 1960s. 

All the "politically correct" toys were manufactured in China, at a time when China were becoming well known for their unethical treatment of workers.
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The Sun-Man range of action figure.
However in China they openly floated intellectual property rights. Something that was likely necessary for Olmec, who were not producing original products to inspire children from minority backgrounds, but through side-stepping ethical trading regulations, flooded the toy market with their less than ethical toys. Some would say that Olmec were doing no more than cynically exploiting an untapped market, through their toys, masked as a cultural crusade for ethnic equality in the choice of toys available to children. I guess the tester is that Olmec ceased as a company in 1998, with massive debts, and a number of law suits filed against Yla Eason for non-payment of salaries and returns to her investors from which she had run-away to Detroit from Olmec's base in Richmond, Virginia. Leaving some 1600 Malcolm X dolls unsold, in storage at the factory. I'm sure there's an irony in there somewhere.

Weird Retro Fact: View the Bronze Bombers Album on the Weird Retro facebook page.
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Retro Gaming: Chuck Norris Superkicks

29/11/2014

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For some reason I can't fathom, Chuck Norris post are always really popular. So I thought I'd chuck out another one. (See what I did there?) Chuck Norris Superkicks (1983), was a cartridge based video game that was released on the Commodore 64, Commodore VIC-20, Atari 2600, and Colecovision platforms. Packaged as a "double-ender" (*snigger*) cartridge by XONOX.

The game was an early beat-'em-up style game. What else would it be with Chuck Norris's name attached to it? After the license to use his name the game was re-released under the title Kung Fu Superkicks. Which considering the game is set in Japan, the home of Karate and not China, the home of Kung Fu, it seems a bit of an over-sight. The manual stated. "You are 'Chuck Norris' trying to reach an ancient monastery to rescue a famous leader that is being held hostage. BEWARE! 
Dangerous warriors lie in waiting to spoil your efforts to reach your goal. You begin your journey as a White Belt, the first belt in the sport of Karate. By defeating the attackers, scoring points, and learning new martial skills, you will earn each of the colored belts associated with the 'Tang Soo Do' style of karate. You must achieve the highest rank of all, the Black Belt, in order to reach and enter the monastery which is guarded by the fearsome NINJA assassins." Erm... A lot of mentions of "karate" in there, oh and "ninjas" hope they changed that in the manual when they renamed it Kung Fu Superkicks!!! Oh, and changed the country it was set to China!

Weird Retro Fact: The Captain's Blog post entitled Japanese Chuck Norris Action Sex Doll, is the most popular blog post to date on Weird Retro.

Weird Retro Fact: In the 1980s, not only did Chuck Norris lend his name to this game, but also the infamous Action Jeans. Read the brief history of Kickin' Action Jeans and Chuck's involvement. 
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Cult Film Friday: Turkish Star Wars

28/11/2014

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Commonly referred to as Turkish Star Wars because of its use of footage from the original Star Wars movie, Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saved the World) is a 1982 copy-cat movie. Due to its low budget, it not only lifts directly scenes from Star Wars, but also documentary and news-reel footage from both US and Soviet space programs. As well as directed splicing in scenes from Star Wars, the movie also uses the Star Wars soundtrack, as well as soundtracks from Raiders Of The Lost Ark, and many other well known Hollywood sci-fi movies. 

Despite the lifted footage and soundtrack the movie doesn't bother following the story-line of Star Wars, in fact the story-line is all over the place. Involving wizards, monsters and skeletons, and plenty of hand-to-hand badly choreographed fight scenes, the movie really follows the general pattern of many Turkish rip-off movies. That being fight, capture, torture, escape, fight, capture, torture... etc...
All making for an insane trip of a movie, that has become a minor cult classic. The Man Who Saved The World is just one among thousands of movies made in Turkey, mostly between the 1960s and the 1980s. Along with the 1979 movie Superman Returns (Supermen Dönüyor) otherwise known as Turkish Superman, Turkish Star Wars is for many their first introduction to the crazy world of Turkish copy-cat cinema. 

Weird Retro Fact: Turkish Superman is just one of many Superman variations that were produced, read the article Copy-Cat Cinema: The Turkish Superman Movies. 
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Retro Gaming: Frankie Goes To Hollywood (1985)

27/11/2014

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Frankie Goes to Hollywood is a computer game published by Ocean Software in 1985 for the C64, ZX Spectrum and Amstrad CPC. The game is based on music, imagery and slogans of the band Frankie Goes to Hollywood. You start the game without personality in a surrounding of suburban boredom. You must build yourself into a full person, and find your way to the Pleasure Dome, through a series of surreal mini-games hidden behind the doors of the suburban houses. To become a full person, you must fill all four attributes (sex, war, love and faith), and reach BANG!

The games was filled to the brim with quasi-philosophical pretentiousness. With messages popping up during the game that were supposed to be clues to solving the murder mystery aspect of the game such as, "Mr Dull has always voted Tory" and "The killer is an atheist."

To quote from the game manual doesn't help explain the bizarreness of it, and only adds to the wonderful weirdness, of what was an ingenious game for its time. "You begin this extraordinary experience devoid of personality, an amorphous shape in the land of the mundane. Behind the facade of flying ducks and kitchen sinks however lies a giant web of drama and intrigue spun within the pleasuredome. Scruntinise! Investigate! Probe! Objects you take for granted may be your passport to success; clues can be discovered everywhere. In this game of games you will need the skills of Arcade King, Adventurer, Super Sleuth, Mastermind and more. Frankie say Relax. Use the Power of Zap to build the equation (4 icons at bottom right corner are (left to right) Pleasure, War, Love,and Faith) to its peak when, if you respond brilliantly, you may enter the heart of the Pleasure Dome."
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Bizarre Profiles: Yoshihiro Tatsumi

26/11/2014

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Japanese comic book artist who is widely credited with starting the gekiga (劇画) style of alternative adult comics in Japan, having first used the term in 1957. Many other artists have picked up and used the term gekiga (meaning "dramatic pictures"), rather than the more common term manga (meaning "whimsical pictures"). As with the advent of graphic novels over and above comic books in the West, artists like Tatsumi wanted to write about adult themes and make serious social commentary through the use of a panel based pictorial narrative. Usually drawn in a more realistic style than the often exaggerated style of manga comic books.
I first came across Tatsumi's work in the late 80s, with the publication of an anthology of some of his early work, Good-Bye And Other Stories (1988). The stories of the foibles of ordinary citizens living in the big cities of postwar Japan fascinated and enthralled me. Cramped living, the hustle and bustle of daily life on the streets, and how one person trapped in this "new" Japan can so easily get lost. How beneath the surface of saving-face and correct customs of behaviour, there was a quite corruption of the traditional way of life. How men who had been through the war in particular felt emasculated, out of place in an ever changing cityscape, lonely, emotionally detached and desperate for love and affection. It was these insightful works of Tatsumi that started my life-long interest in Japan, and in particular the hectic streets of growing Asian metropolises like Tokyo. The heart-wrenching stories life's daily grind were it turned out wonderfully rendered snippets of reality, as I would later discover for myself when I was fortunate enough to spend many years living South Korea and had the opportunity to visit Japan. 
A Drifting Life (劇画漂流) is an autobiographical work of Tatsumi's, published in 2009. The book chronicles his life from 1945 to 1960 when he began submitting and publishing his style of adult themed comic books. In 2011 an animated drama was produced, based on A Drifting Life, as well as being interspersed with some of his short stories. These include Good-Bye and Just A Man, which also appear in the 1988 anthology. 

Good-Bye is a heartbreakingly depressing story of an occupied and beaten Japan. Centred around a prostitute, and her dysfunctional relationship with her father scheming. How she in shunned by her community for going with American soldiers, sinking in alcoholism, in a fit of drunken madness she breaks the ultimate taboo with her father. Sending him on his way to disappear into the busy streets as just another man, with a final "Good-bye... Good-bye..."

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Retro Gaming: Poster Paster (1984)

25/11/2014

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Poster Paster was a Commodore 64 game by Taskset from 1984. You play Bill Stickers as he tries to paste poster advertisement to billboards under more and more difficult conditions. The game was a notoriously pixel perfect one. Essentially it was one long advert for other Taskset games and other computer companies. It even included one scene where you had to paste a poster for the Apple Macintosh.

Taskset had previously scored a big hit with their 1983 game Super Pipeline. The main reason I remember Poster Paster is that the company market tested the game in a local independent computer store near to my house as a kid. Taskset were based in a seaside town only a short drive from my home city. I got to test play Poster Paster and finding it mind-numbingly dull and somewhat off put by the game being a a vehicle for Taskset to sell advertising space, I do  recall telling them I thought the game was "crap!" Although I did also end up owning a copy of the game.
At the same time as Poster Paster came out Taskset also released Seaside Special. Seaside Special was a controversial little game, because it involved the main character Radium Rodney visiting 10 Downing Street and throwing radioactive seaweed at top UK politicians! The reason the game had a seaside theme, was that every year the main political parties have conferences at  seaside resorts.  The game developers wanted to send an political and environment message, and even wanted some of the profits to go to Green Peace. Making political statements through computer games was an unusual thing at the time, and appeared unpopular with gamers. That and the repetitive and ultimately boring game-play of Seaside Special. 

Taskset were an innovative and interesting part of computer gaming history, that has been lost to time. Their games did push the boundaries of what could be done with the C64 graphically and with sound. However their political ambitions may have been their undoing.
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Kids TV: Vinni Pukh, The Soviet era Winnie-The-Pooh.

24/11/2014

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The Russian version of Winnie-The-Pooh is practically a national hero, beloved of the Russian people so much that they claim him as their own. Unlike the sickly-sweet Disney version, Vinni Pukh is a deep thinking little bear, who has existential thoughts about life and existence. All the while matching around a surreal forest, his body floating above his disembodied legs. 

Based on the first Winnie-the-Pooh book by AA Milne, you get all the cast of characters you would expect. Apart from Tigger, there's no Tigger in the USSR version as he didn't appear until the squeal novel. Which for many may well be a good thing. 
First produced in 1969, Vinni Pukh was a huge hit in Soviet Russia, and still has a warm place in the hearts and minds of the Russian people to this day. And because of the Internet, also in the hearts and minds of people across the world, sick of the sanitised Disney rendition of the little bear British from the 100 Acre Woods. Orginally made by Moscow's celebrated animators Soyuzmultfilm, since DVDs arrived in the West back in the late 90s, Vinni Pukh has gained a cool cult status.
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Bizarre Profiles: GG Allin (1956 - 1993)

23/11/2014

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Born Jesus Christ Allin (you couldn't make it up) GG Allin was a notoriously outrageous punk rock singer/songwriter and artist. His live shows were infamous for Allin's stage performances with his band the Murder Junkies that often involved self-mutilation, pissing and shitting on stage, smearing it on himself and throwing it into the audience. Audiences at GG Allin gigs knew what they were letting themselves in for, and would actively encourage increasing transgressive acts, some audience members getting into full blown fights with Allin.

GG Allin has been described as "the most spectacular degenerate in rock & roll history" and "toughest rock star in the world", but Allin simply referred to himself as "The Rock 'n' Roll Terrorist!" Allin was a true outsider artist, self producing music in a number of genres.
His music was difficult to say the least, poorly recorded it assaulted the ears with no subject off limits and all taboos covered in horrific lyrical detail. Designed to shock, Allin said he wanted to make rock music "dangerous" again. The no-limits on-stage GG Allin first came to prominence in the mid-80s, when a limited released cassette tape of  Hated in the Nation  came out in 1987, which featured previously unreleased , live and rare recordings of Allin and his work with a number of punk bands.

Also by this time Allin was a heavy drinker, addicted to heroin and would consume pretty much any drug he could lay his hands on. He was constantly being arrested for his violence and regular on-stage nudity, as well as for the outrageous and often illegal stage antics. In 1989 Allin landed in prison for assault on a woman, that Allin claimed was a willing participant along with himself in a series of depraved sexual acts. He was jailed until 1991, during which time he wrote a manifesto and got ready to explode back onto the scene. Allin skipped parole after getting out, so that he could go on tour.to go on another tour. Footage of that tour was filmed for the 1994 documentary about Allin, Hated: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies. The movie showed Allin in full performance mode, naked, shitting on-stage, assaulting the audience. At one point he throws a beer bottle into the crowd, hitting a woman in the face and breaking her nose.

His last performance was on Friday June 27th, 1993 at a small club in Manhattan. The gig was only two songs in when there was a power-cut, which enraged Allin. He went mad, smashing up the club and causing near riotous chaos. He left the club naked and walked down the street followed by a gang of fans from the gig. After a while he headed for an apartment of a friend, to keep partying. During the party Allin took a large quantity of heroin and accidentally overdosed. Sometime in the early hours of the Saturday died, aged 36 years old.
Allin's funeral was a very unusual affair, but suitably mirrored his crazy life. He had an open casket, dressed in leather jacket and trademark jockstrap. His body hadn't been washed since his death and no attempt was made to clean him up of make him look "better", as that would have gone against Allin's ethos. His wishes had been out-lined in a song he'd written called When I Die. Friends posed with the body, gave him booze and drugs. And as he was about to be put in the ground, his brother put headphones on his corpse attached to a cassette player containing a copy of The Suicide Sessions recorded by Allin in 1988.
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Weird Retro Fact:  Allin was obsessed with serial killers. He had written to and also visited infamous "Killer Clown" John Wayne Gacy in prison a number of times. Gacy painted Allin's portrait, which was used as the album cover to the soundtrack of the film Hated: GG Allin And The Murder Junkies.
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Kids TV: Squirrel & Hedgehog

22/11/2014

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It's unlikely you will catch these two characters on your TV screens, as they are the North Korean cartoon characters Squirrel and Hedgehog (다람이와고슴도치). The first series came out on 1977, and ran for 24 episodes. The cartoon is pure propaganda, full of metaphors relating to the great strength of North Korea as a powerful nation. In the pilot episode, they featured a big strong friendly bear, who was also an unreliable alcoholic. Possibly a metaphor for the Soviet Union at the time. 
The production of episodes has been sporadic over the years, and due to this the animation style differs quite dramatically through the episodes. Many episodes are about defeating the evil imperialist weasels. And most of them feature stories around the character Geumsaegi the squirrel, who with the code-name "Blossom" has left the safety of Flower Hill and infiltrated the weasels as a spy. The cartoon has a reputation not only for its overt propaganda themes, but that for a kids cartoon that contains fluffy animals, it does contain some violent scenes and the deaths of characters.

The animation is produced by SEK Studio (Scientific Educational Korea), a government controlled studio run out of the capital city Pyongyang. There is a YouTube Channel dedicated to preserving all the episodes of Squirrel and Hedgehog that have made out of the country, many of them with added English subtitles. 

Weird Retro Fact: The studio worked on the animation for the French cult sci-fi epic Gandahar (1988).
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Cult Film Friday: El Topo (1970)

21/11/2014

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Credited as being one of the first ever Midnight Movies, and one that regularly features on top lists of the greatest cult films of all time, El Topo is a 1970 American-Mexican western film written and directed by and starring Alejandro Jodorowsky. Jodorowsky became an auteur of the weird and surreal with El Topo and it's follow-upThe Holy Mountain in 1973.  The success of which lead him to attempt to bring the sci-fi epic Dune to the screen in 1975.

In the movie El Topo (the mole) a gunfighter dressed all in black decides to confront warrior Masters, on a self-reflective journey on which he takes with his son (Jodorowsky's son in real life). The movie is a mystical and spiritual journey, in the style of a spaghetti western. Filled with surreal images, Eastern mysticism and Christian symbolism, as El Topo who is god-like character on a quest for enlightenment.  Or some such thing. It's better not to try and work out what El Topo is actually about, and just let it wash over you.
A visually stunning mind-bending ride into the surreal mind of Jodorowsky. And very much worthy of its status as one the key movies of cult film history.

Weird Retro Fact: Read the article about Jodorowsky's failed attempt to bring the sc-fi novel Dune to the big screen before David Lynch did. The Greatest Film Never Made: Jodorowsky's Dune. 
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