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Weird Music: Tortura

21/9/2014

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Tortura: The Sounds of Pain and Pleasure (1965) is a bizarre two album series of faked bondage and torture sounds. The first album is subtitled 'A factual living record of discipline and punishment', while the second is 'an evening with the Marquis De Sade'. Produced by a label called Bondage Records. The numbered tracks are all between a minute to a minute and a half long. Listeners are treated to the sounds of whips being cracked, moaning, groaning, screams, laughter and cries of pleasure and pain. Whether you'll be crying or laughing after your ears have been tortured by these weird rarities is another matter. A bunch of weird an wonderful LPs were produced during the 60s, but this must be top of the list.

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The Tortura albums have gain a cult status, with original vinyl copies exchanging hands for upwards of $100. Also the short tracks have become popular among DJs looking for that particularly bizarre sample to add to their mixes. Apparently a limited edition pressing, little more is known about these strange albums. Making them cult classics among the collectors of the weird.

Sample for yourself the delights of Tortura here.

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Cult Film Friday: Pom Poko (1994)

19/9/2014

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Pom Poko (1994). One of the lesser known movies from Studio Ghibli, not being part of the more well known Miyazaki canon, but yet a cult classic from one the greatest animation studios in the world. A wonderfully rich and amusing movie with an environmental message. The tankui battle against the humans, as the high-rise Japanese cities of the 1960s eat away at their forests. The shape-shifting tankui transform into humans, and in acts of eco-terrorism, attempt to disrupt the march of human progress.

Director Isao Takahata has also directed many other classics for Studio Ghibli, not well known outside of Japan.  Among ones that people should check out are Grave Of The Fireflies (1988) and My Neighbours The Yamadas (1999). Takahata, has also worked as producer on many of the most famous animations by Miyazaki to come of  Studio Ghilbli. 
Studio Ghibli is considered by many lovers of animation as the greatest studio of animation production ever. Their works are often lush hand-drawn pieces of art, with engaging characters and quietly meandering story-lines. Hayao Miyazaki, the co-founder of the studio along with Takahata, is well known for directing some of the best animation movies ever seen. My Neighbor Totoro (1988), Spirited Away (2001) and Howl's Moving Castle (2004) being among the most well known.
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Tankui And Their Titanic Testicles

18/9/2014

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Tankui refers to a native type of raccoon dog in Japan. The animal has achieved mythic status in the country known as bake-danuki (化け狸), a monster spirit renowned for it's enormous inflatable testicles. It's believed that the myth of the giant testicles comes from 19th century metal workers, who used the skin of the animal to wrap gold before hammering it into gold leaf. The skin was so strong, that gold could be hammered into huge sheets. In addition the Japanese for 'small gold bar' (kin no tama) and 'testicles' (kintama) are very similar, so the legend developed.
These fun loving and mischievous spirit creatures came to prominence outside of Japan with the release of the Studio Ghibli animation movie Pom Poko in 1994.
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From The Archives: Creepy Clowns

17/9/2014

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Clowns are creepy, fact! The fear of clowns if known as coulrophobia, as term invented some time in the 80s. From Lon Chaney's creepy clowns in Laugh, Clown, Laugh (1928) and the depressing He Who Gets Slapped (1924), to the infamous image of serial killer John Wayne Gacy, clowns are creepy! Many of us have childhood nightmare memories of seeing clowns at the circus, and on late night TV, in cult movies like IT! (1990) (with child-killing Pennywise) and Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988).

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Clowns were a regular part of kids TV in America, in the 50s and 60s. There was Bozo the Clown, at one time played by Willard Scott, who also played and claimed to have invented the first incarnation of Ronald McDonald. Not forgetting the creepily 'mute' Clarabell the Clown, on Howdy Doody, first played by Bob Keeshan, who later went on to create the famous kids TV character Captain Kangaroo. And let's not forget Rusty Nails, supposedly the inspiration for Krusty the Clown.
Clowns also appeared in TV commercials, before the appearance of Ronald McDonald on our TV screens, the creepiest of all the TV clowns to send shivers down the spine was Krinkles the Clown. Krinkles was the mascot for Post's Sugar Coated Rice Krinkles. His manic face was more than enough to put you off your cereal in a morning.
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The Weird Retro Creepy Circus Clowns facebook page archive has an ever growing collection of some of the best creepy clown images to be found. 
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Mix-Tape Monday: Splatter Platters

15/9/2014

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Welcome to the very first Weird Retro Mix-Tape Monday post. Following the Weird Music post on Splatter Platters, we bring you a mix-tape of classic teen tragedy songs from the 50s and60s.

Each Monday we'll bring you playlists, mix-tapes and links to some of the weirdest music to be found anywhere. From vintage garage, rockabilly, trash, lounge, surf and hot-rod tunes, to whacked out novelty songs, weird rarities, radio inserts, trailers. An aural buffet of sound bites to wet anyone's appetite for the weird. 

The Splatter Platters Mix-Tape takes you on a car crash journey through the golden age of teen tragedy songs, during the mid-50s to mid-60s. High-lights include Nervous Norvus - Transfusion (1956), originally banned, it uses the same stock car crash sound effect the can be heard on both Jan & Dean's - Dead Man's Curve (1964) and Leader Of The Pack (1964) by The Shangri-Las. (Both also on the mix-tape.)

Also included is the wonderfully wacky little known parody song I Want My Baby Back (1965) by Jimmy Cross. Voted one of the worst records of all time in 1978. Quite possibly the final nail in the coffin of the teen tragedy genre.
Download Splatter Platters Vol.1 - The Originals here.
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Weird Retro On Spotify

15/9/2014

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Weird Retro is also now on Spotify. In the coming weeks, we'll feature playlists of musical retro mayhem. Expect trashy tunes, novelty nonsense, gloriously grinding garage and rampant rockabilly. All spliced and spiced with surreal sprinklings of crazy commercials and tawdry trailers. Everything your ears ever screamed out for. Featuring playlists for our weekly Mix-Tape Monday blog posts.  

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From The Archives: Japanese Sex Manual (1960s)

14/9/2014

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Originally posted on Weird Retro's facebook page, in July 2012. The Japanese Sex Manual is a truly bizarre piece of work. The title from the Japanese roughly translates as 'Young Person's Sexual Song-With-Animal-Legs'. Now available on BUZZFEED with up-to-date 'translations' (read: made-up).  
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Weird Retro YouTube Channel

14/9/2014

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Weird Retro now has a YouTube channel for fans viewing pleasure. Currently featuring some of our mix-movie compilation videos from over the years.

Coming soon... TV commercials, propaganda films, public information films, cult movie trailers and all kinds of whacked-out weirdness from our archives.

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Weird Music: Splatter Platters

12/9/2014

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Way back in the 50s, before Rock 'n' Roll broke through and became the soundtrack of teen rebellion, a strange little genre emerged. The teen tragedy song, otherwise known as "splatter platters" or "death discs". Songs involving the untimely death of a teenager sweetheart, often involving a motor vehicle accident. The genre peaked in popularity in the late 50s and early 60s. Well known classics of the genre remembered to this day include the campy and often parodied The Shangri-Las - Leader Of The Pack  (1964) and Ray Peterson - Tell Laura I Love Her (1960). 
Weird Fact: In 1960 singer Marilyn Michaels recorded a response from the grave, to "Tell Laura I Love Her", entitled Tell Tommy I Miss Him.
Credited as one of the first ever splatter platters is Black Denim Trousers And Motorcycle Boots by The Cheers (1955). The song was released only weeks before the tragic death of James Dean in a motor accident. It's possible that the song was inspired by the Marlon Brando movie The Wild One. The song is also credited as being the first ever biker song.

Weird Fact: There is a French version of the song "L' Homme à la Moto" recorded by Edith Piaf in 1956, which became one of her biggest hits.


Coming soon... Mix-Tape Mondays... Don't miss the chance to grab some musical retro weirdness every Monday on the Weird Retro blog.
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From The Archives: God Jesus Robot (1985)

11/9/2014

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The way the God-Jesus Robot apparently works is that you pray to it for romantic advice, and then it either nods or shakes its head to tell you what to do. The perfect toy for the many socially awkward young Japanese kids. Why it was called the God Jesus Robot... Well It's the Japanese, what more needs to be said... Any explanation would be more surreal than the name itself.
God Jesus Robot was made by Bandai in 1985, and sold in Japan. The little 5.25” romantic robot fortune-teller toy randomly held a crucifix aloft. When the battery operated robot was asked questions, it would give positive or negative answers in a similar way to a well-known Magic 8-ball. 
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