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South Korean Alcohol, Soju Commercial

26/3/2015

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Me and the Soju Man, ice fishing in South Korea.
Soju (소주) is not only the most popular alcoholic drink in Korea, but the best selling in the whole world. Never heard of it, or at least never drank it? Well that'll be because Koreans have the highest consumption of spirits per capita in the world. And soju, and in particular the Jinro brand is the most popular drink of choice. Jinro soju regularly sells 3 times as much as popular whiskey brand Johnny Walker, and over twice as much as Smirnoff vodka, globally! On highest selling brands of spirits globally, two soju brands have held 1st and 3rd place for may years. And most of it is consumed in South Korea.

Traditionally made from rice, wheat or barley, soju is essentially water and ethanol. That's it! In fact these days, with the high consumption, manufacturers have tankers pure ethanol shipped in, which they water down and filter. ABV varies from around 16.7% to 45%, with 20% being the most popular.
Soju was first distilled around the 13th century, during the Mongol invasions of Korea. The Mongols brought the technique of distillation with them, and the Koreans quickly adopted the technique, and have been getting hammered ever since. These days everywhere in Korea posters advertising soju featuring young sexy ladies, enticing Koreans to drink the liquor (not that they need enticing). Back in 1959, they used frogs, sailors and of course sexy ladies!
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Newton The Robot (1989)

26/2/2015

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Newton the robot, which appeared in 1989, was manufactured by SynPet. Advertised as a "practical" personal robot, it's a bit of a mystery exactly what Newton was, part from a PC on wheels. A bad R2-D2 rip-off, or a Metal Mickey without arms or the sense of humour. Newton was also an answering machine and a smoke detector. As far as being a "robot", Newton had motion sensors and could move around "autonomously" on "plush carpet" and even on a "5 degree incline". The best part of Newton was the cheesy 80s promo video for him. Check it out below.

Kids TV: Metal Mickey (1980 - 1983) - Designed by Johnny Edwards, Metal Mickey was a robot that got his own prime-time UK TV show in the 1980s. Directed by Mickey Dolenz of The Monkees.

Best Of British: Comic Book Robots - A look at the comic book history of the UK through the eyes of robots. From Robot Archie and Brassneck, to the robots of 2000 AD and C+VG.

Randy Retro Robot Romeos - Redressing the romantic balance, with Weird Retro's romp through the Romeos of the robot world. For all the ladies who like a love-bot.


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Bizarre Japanese "Tentacle" Commercial

21/1/2015

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It's well documented that the Japanese have an odd fetish for tentacles. There is evidence going back to the Edo period, of artwork depicting sexual activity between women and tentacled sea creatures, usually an octopus, but squids get a look in too. Early illustrations include those for the 1814 novel, The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife, by the artist Hokusai Katsushika. But where this bizarre fetish for tentacles first started is anyone's guess. But it's there, and even in the mainstream.
This is a commercial shown on Japanese TV in the 1980s for an anti-fugal ointment for athletes foot, that eases itching. The product for the pharmaceutical company Fujisawa (フジサワ), was called (New) Piroesu (新 ピロエース). And in there wisdom the advertising creatives in attempting to sell the product to the Japanese consumer, thought that replacing a fungus riddled foot with a bunch of clawing tentacles was a good idea.You can see as the poor old down-trodden Japanese housewife is on her knees trying to appease the beast, with the ointment. The creature pulls and grabs at her, mauling the poor woman, as it tries to slip a tentacle under her skirts. It must have had Tentacle Erotica fans reaching for a tissue when it was shown on TV in the 80s.
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Higbee's Department Store Commercial

10/1/2015

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Higbee's was a department store founded 1860 in Cleveland, Ohio. The Public Square flagship store was known for its tenth-floor Silver Grille restaurant and was prominently featured in the 1983 movie A Christmas Story. The store closed in 1992. This is a TV commercial for found of YouTube for Higbee's, that was first shown in 1967. A surreal, psychedelic trip, full of subliminal style flashing images. Just very strange and a bit creepy, the last thing you'd think they'd use to advertise a department store.
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Retro Gaming: A Popples Christmas (1986)

18/12/2014

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How the hell did I miss this one, when I did my list of Xmas Games: Festive Freebies & Christmas Cassettes? A give-away licensed game for the Commodore 64 from 1986, would have easily made the list. Only if I'd have known about it earlier. To be fair, this game was only a give-away to retailers of American Greetings, who manufactured the jolly gaudy coloured quasi-marsupials come teddy bears that could be turned completely inside-out. So how would I know?
What we have here is a weak (at best) loose adventure game, that even the makers should hang their heads in shame over producing. Even if it was a marketing give-away. A series of crappy ill-considered non-interactive 4 colour graphic set pieces, or just simply a slap-dash throw together bunch of weak tasks revolving around the Popples being in Santa's workshop. Or both! Who cares? It was utter garbage. A bad promotional tool for a bad toy. Let's move on and never talk of this again.
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Toy Of The Month: Baby Laugh A Lot

14/12/2014

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It really doesn't get any creepier than Remco's Baby Laugh A Lot from 1971. This doll literally laughed like a maniacal serial killer, and even came with a rocking chair for added creepy effect. Stick some batteries in her and children would be exposed to the laugh of an insane maniac, but wait until the batteries started to run down. And then Baby Laugh A Lot entered a whole new world of weird, as she turned from a rocking high-pitched crazy doll to a low-pitched satanic nightmare doll. However you played with her, Baby Laugh A Lot must have seriously damaged a whole generation of little girls who were unfortunate enough to be given her as a present.
**** You Have Been Warned ****
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The Flintstones & Winston Cigarettes

12/11/2014

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Winston was one of the most popular brands of cigarettes in the United States at the time.
The Flintstones first appeared on our screens in 1960, as an animated prime-time family sitcom. It quickly gained mass appeal, and so was perfect for advertisers to exploit its popularity to sell their products. Now the most infamous product that The Flinstones pushed on the viewing public of America was for Winston Cigarettes. Not so unusual at the time to have cigarette commercials on prime-time TV, though due to The Flintstones being a show that was watched by children there was some controversy. The end-of-show sponsorship bumper was pulled in 1963, when the character of baby Pebbles was introduced.
At the time it wasn't the fact that the commercial pushing the virtues of cigarettes was on a family show, watched by impressionable children. No, one of the biggest issues with the commercial, and the whole Winston campaign was one of grammatical error. The slogan "Winston tastes good like a cigarette should." has more people up in arms than anything, with its grammatically incorrect use of "like" rather than "as", as a conjunction. 
Famed broadcast journalist and anchorman Walter Cronkite refused to say the phrase with the grammatical error, and thus correcting the phrase when he had to say it during his time on the CBS Morning Show. This angered the sponsors, which resulting in the use of a voice-over announcer being used to say the line how they wanted it to be said.
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From The Archives: Creepy Clowns

17/9/2014

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PictureLon Chaney Sr.
Clowns are creepy, fact! The fear of clowns if known as coulrophobia, as term invented some time in the 80s. From Lon Chaney's creepy clowns in Laugh, Clown, Laugh (1928) and the depressing He Who Gets Slapped (1924), to the infamous image of serial killer John Wayne Gacy, clowns are creepy! Many of us have childhood nightmare memories of seeing clowns at the circus, and on late night TV, in cult movies like IT! (1990) (with child-killing Pennywise) and Killer Klowns From Outer Space (1988).

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John Wayne Gacy
Clowns were a regular part of kids TV in America, in the 50s and 60s. There was Bozo the Clown, at one time played by Willard Scott, who also played and claimed to have invented the first incarnation of Ronald McDonald. Not forgetting the creepily 'mute' Clarabell the Clown, on Howdy Doody, first played by Bob Keeshan, who later went on to create the famous kids TV character Captain Kangaroo. And let's not forget Rusty Nails, supposedly the inspiration for Krusty the Clown.
Clowns also appeared in TV commercials, before the appearance of Ronald McDonald on our TV screens, the creepiest of all the TV clowns to send shivers down the spine was Krinkles the Clown. Krinkles was the mascot for Post's Sugar Coated Rice Krinkles. His manic face was more than enough to put you off your cereal in a morning.
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The Weird Retro Creepy Circus Clowns facebook page archive has an ever growing collection of some of the best creepy clown images to be found. 
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