Weird Retro
  • Escape Pods
    • Comics Corner >
      • Out Of Context Comic Panels: Oh The Horror!
      • Out Of Context Comic Panels: Having A Spanking Time
      • Out Of Context Comic Panels: Boners, Dicks & A Gay Old Time
      • Military Courtesy: A Comic For Semi-Literate Soldiers
      • Hoverboy: The Racist Superhero
      • Users Are Losers: A History Of Drugs In Comic Books
    • Cracked Culture >
      • Plastic Fantastic: Ben Cooper Halloween Costumes
      • The Finishing Line: The Banned Public Information Film
      • Japanese Gas Attack Posters From 1938
      • Outer Limits Trading Cards: A Retrospective
      • Vintage Acid Blotter Art
      • The Mechanics Of Racism: Mechanical Toy Catalog From 1882
    • Cult Cinema >
      • Chillin' With Godzilla Behind The Scenes
      • Saul Bass: The Genius Of Movie Poster Design
      • Rocksploitation Horror Of The 80s: Big Hair Gone Bad
      • Top Ten: Exploitation Cinema Documentaries
      • Begotten: Once Seen Never Forgotten
      • Bloody Good Scenes Of Mass Murder
    • Editorial Sarcasm >
      • What Makes A Horror Movie Scary?
      • Where's The Jet-Pack I Was Promised As A Kid?
      • A Journey Through Comic Book Addiction
      • Banned By Facebook: The Nipple Police Strike Again!
      • Shop Till You Drop... Dead!
    • Far-Out Fiction >
      • The Banned Kids Book That Never Existed: Space Oddity
      • Red Alert! Movies You May Not Know Where Based On Pulp Novels (Part 2)
      • How Things Have Changed: Ladybird's Peter & Jane Through The Years
      • Go Fuck Yourself! The Ultimate Time Travel Paradox In Science Fiction
      • The Fantastically Surreal World Of Roland Topor
      • Who Goes There? Movies You May Not Know Where Based On Pulp Novels (Part 1)
    • Neo-Retro Weirdness >
      • Scanner: Head Exploding Punk Rock
      • WingMen: A New Hull Based Movie Production
      • Neo-Retro Movie Posters: Sci-Fi & Horror Movies
      • Beyond The Grave: A Supernatural Post-Apocalyptic Spaghetti Western Road Movie
      • For The Love Of B-Movies: Matt Loftus
      • Industrial Soundtrack For The Urban Decay
    • One Hull Of A City >
      • One Hull Of A Story: The Snakeman Of Southcoates
      • One Hull Of A Story: The Pig Man Of East Hull
      • The Mystery Of The Wold Newton Meteorite
      • One Hull Of A Story: The Kraken of Hull Museums
      • One Hull Of A Story: Priestman Oil Engine
      • One Hull Of A Story: Quick Histories Of Hull
      • One Hull Of A Story: The History Of Chip Spice
    • Retro Gaming >
      • Will The Last Ninja Out, Please Close The Door?
      • Before GTA: The Blood, Guts & Gore Of Carmageddon
      • I Just Found It On The Hard Drive Honest! Weird Retro Porn Games
      • Vintage Horror Games You May Have Missed
      • Top Ten: Retro Cyberpunk Games
      • Shadow Of The Comet: Spot The Famous Actors Faces
    • Wacky World >
      • Derelict Retro-Futurism In Former Yugoslavia
      • Scaling The Heights Of Outsider Art: Watts Towers
      • The Salton Sea & Slab City: Life Death & Hope In The Badlands
      • Tracking Down The Atomic Beast: Survival Town & Yucca Flats
      • Monroeville: Mall Of The Dead
      • Zoro Gardens Nudist Colony
    • Weird Music >
      • Jandek: The Man, The Myth, The Music
      • Big Hair & Bad Artwork: The Worst Rock & Metal Album Covers
      • Confessions Of A Band T-Shirt Addict
      • :Stalaggh:/:Gulaggh: Music From Damaged Minds
      • Weird Music Deaths: Its Not All About Drug Overdoses At 27 You Know!
      • Crazy & Cool: Sesame Street Albums
  • Captain's Blog
  • Supplies
    • Freebies
  • Contact

Retro Gaming: Journey (1983)

27/7/2015

0 Comments

 
Picture
Don't stop believing that they did actually make a rock band Journey video arcade game in 1983. Not only that, there was even a home video gaming version of it. Both were failures (the home version bombed big time, and the arcade version less so), but hey, that's now why they are being blogged about on Weird Retro. 

The game was produced by Bally Midway,  following the success of the bands albums Escape (1981) and Frontiers (1983). The release of the arcade game was originally intended to run alongside the band's nationwide tour after the release of the Frontiers album. A big deal was made of the fact the game featured characters made of digitized photographs of the members of the band at the time of release: Steve Perry, Neal Schon, Steve Smith, Jonathan Cain and Ross Valory.
The object of the game was to reunite the band with their instruments, all the while listening the band's song  "Separate Ways (Worlds Apart)". Which was played on a loop, via a cassette player hidden inside the arcade cabinet. Each instrument is located on a different planet, and the musician must first reach the instrument, then make it back to the band's ship without running into an obstacle. Many of these mini games were weak rip-off versions of popular arcade games of the period. Once all of the instruments have been collected, the band performs a concert (see right) while the player controls, a bouncer whose job is to prevent fans from rushing the stage. Eventually a fan gets past and the crowd steals the band's instruments. Play starts again on a harder level. The game continues until the player has lost all of his or her lives.
Picture
An utterly bemusing and confusing review of the Journey arcade game from its TV début in 1983.
0 Comments

Toy Of The Month: Mighty Tiny (1970)

21/7/2015

0 Comments

 
Picture
The Mighty Tint Record Player was produced by Ohio Art in 1970. Ohio Art are famous for the creation of Etch-A-Sketch. the Mighty Tiny Record Player, described under the tag-line "World's Smallest Record Player", ans came packaged with 3 "tiny" 2" records to play on it, each only lasting a matter of a few seconds each. The records themselves were so small, and as it was only lasting a tiny amount of time, they came without labels. Due to them all looking the same, each had a small number etched onto it, so that you could match it up with its sleeve, if you mixed them up. 
Additional records could be bought separately, sold in packs of four. It's believed that there were around 60 records produced for the record player in total, over the life of its manufacture.
The Mighty Tiny Record Player itself was little more than a motorised turntable, and a steel needle that played the record. The needle itself vibrated against a domed piece of plastic, that acted as the player's speaker. The player was turned on by closing the lid, and had no way volume control or ear-phone jack to enhance the sound or listen to the tiny tinny sounds it produced privately. Though the turntable did have an adjustable speed, as the motor was prone to speed fluctuations, that would distort the sound of the record. Another model of the Mighty Tiny was produced called the Stereoper, which resembled a home cabinet stereo system of the period. 
Picture
0 Comments

Surfin' Little Sweet Sixteen USA

18/7/2015

0 Comments

 
The melody of The Beach Boys classic Surfin’ USA is almost identical to the melody of Chuck’s 1958 classic Sweet Little Sixteen. They sounded so alike in fact that The Beach Boys had to give Berry co-writing credit in order to avoid a lawsuit. When the single was released in 1963, the record listed Brian Wilson as the sole composer although the song was published by Arc Music, Chuck Berry's publisher. Later releases, beginning with Best of The Beach Boys in 1966, listed Chuck Berry as the songwriter. Later releases list both writers although the copyright has always been owned, since 1963, by Arc Music. Under pressure from Berry's publisher, Wilson's father and manager, Murry Wilson, had given the copyright, including Brian Wilson's lyrics, to Arc Music. Hear for yourself, how the two songs are almost exactly the same. A cheeky move on Wilson's part.
0 Comments

Want To Be The Centre Of Attraction? Get An Accordion!

23/6/2015

0 Comments

 
Picture
According to this one-shot, give-away comic book, learning the accordion will make you the most popular kid in class. You'll get around, and attract the attention of all the cool kids. There's no fun, like playing the accordion. Interested in learning this wonderful instrument? Want to join a 6 piece accordion band? Well at the back of the comic book there's a "No cost" ... "No strings" ... "No obligation"... Voucher. Entitling you to a free trail accordion lesson. How could you not resist? Sign me up now! In Tune With Fun, is a wonderful piece of 50s marketing through a one-shot comic book. Evocative of that "more innocent age", that the media and marketing 'mad men' of the time wanted to project.

0 Comments

The Further Adventures Of Crazy Christian Album Covers.

14/6/2015

0 Comments

 
Over the weeks, Sunday has been dedicated to some of the more gob-smacking god-squad strangeness. From sniggering at album covers with Touched By The Hand Of God part 1 and part 2, to God's Dummy: Christian Ventriloquists.  Today I present the remaining random remnants from Weird Retro's archives. Crazy Christian album covers that defy description or categorisation. 
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
0 Comments

Mix-Tape Monday: Splatter Platters Vol.2: Covers, Parodies & Inspirations

2/6/2015

0 Comments

 
Picture
Way back in September 2014, there was the Mix-Tape Monday post about the odd little genre of Splatter Platters (or death discs), the quirky and morbid teen tragedy genre of music from the 1950s and 60s. Songs that told stories of lost love, usually through a motor vehicle accident. The genre was at its height during the 50s and early 60s, and faded in popularity soon after. Songs like Jan & Dean's Dead Man's Curve in 1964, and the Shangri-Las Leader Of The Pack also from 1964, were the peak of the genre, that all but disappeared, until artists of the 70s and 80s rediscovered the genre, and began to be inspired by them.
Some bands did covers, others tongue-in-cheek parodies, others simply drew inspiration. And from that inspiration that was presented in Splatter Platters Vol.1, I present Vol.2, which consists of covers of some of the original songs, parodies and inspirations that span the decades and musical genres.
From The Damned's New Rose (1977), with its opening line that is directly lifted from Leader Of The Pack, and Good Riddance's 2003 punk cover of it, to The Bonzo Doo-Dah Band's comedy song Death Cab For Cutie (1967), to the deeply dark and depressing Emma (1983) by The Sisters Of Mercy (itself a cover of the Hot Chocolate song from 1974). There's the wonderful Pearl Jam cover of Last Kiss (2000), originally recorded by Wayne Cochran in 1961. As well as lead singer of The Damned, David Vanian with his band The Phantom Chords covering the British splatter platter Johnny Remember Me, first recorded by Johnny Leyton also in 1961. So download and enjoy.
Picture
Download Splatter Platters Vol.2 - Covers, Parodies & Inspirations here.
0 Comments

Toy Of The Month: Frankenstein Monster Speaker (1964)

1/6/2015

0 Comments

 
Picture
How better to listen to the Monster Mash by Bobby “Boris” Pickett and the Crypt-Kickers (1962), than with this awesome "monster" speaker, based on Universal's Frankenstein's Monster. A 8" high plastic disembodied cranium of the monster, with a speaker built into the top of his flat head. A perfect piece of ghoulish fun to get any party kicking, originally priced at $5.98, these highly collectible kitsch items of horror memorabilia are selling for high prices on eBay.

Prefect for listening to some campy horror rock, like Screamin Jay Hawkins or Screaming Lord Sutch, however hearing The Beatles singing She Loves You or Please Please Me might have been an odd experience.
Picture
0 Comments

God's DummY: Christian Ventriloquists

24/5/2015

0 Comments

 
Evangelical Christian ventriloquists album covers. Now that's a sentence you never expect you'd get to write. As if ventriloquist dummies aren't creepy enough already, to have them channel "the word of the lord" ups the creepy factor to the max. Why dummies for Jesus?  What were they thinking?
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
0 Comments

Retro Gaming: Bad Day On The Midway

10/5/2015

0 Comments

 
In 1995 the avant-garde multimedia and music giant eyeball wearing art collective, The Residents brought out a computer game. Bad Day On The Midway is a surreal, dark carnival of a game and multimedia experience. The game was published by inScape, who also published the darkly surreal Edgar Allan Poe game The Dark Eye, also in 1995.

The puzzle based serial killer murder mystery looks like it was spewed from the mind of David Lynch. Lynch was actually on-board at one point to develop the game into a TV series, after Ron Howard bought the rights. You start the game as Timmy, who has skipped violin lessons to go to the Midway. But you soon are able to switch characters, seeing through their eyes, becoming them.
You start the game as Timmy, and young lad who has skipped his violin lesson to go to the Midway. As you play the game, you can switch characters, literally able to see through their eyes, become them. The dated CGI is still creepy, and the characters more so. As embedded in the CGI are real live-action eyes and mouths, just to up the nightmarish quality of the gaming experience. Things twist, turn and randomly happen, and death is almost inevitable, all played out to The Residents soundtrack. 
The best way to experience the game, aside from actually playing it, is to watch this video for the games intro. and the accompanying track from The Residents.
0 Comments

Touched By The Hand Of God! (Part 2)

23/4/2015

0 Comments

 
The first Touched By The Hand Of God! post was so popular, I just had to do another one. Just when you thought sniggering at vintage Christian album covers that use the words "touch" or "come" couldn't get any weirder, check out this selection. As we go further down the spiral of innocently depraved albums.
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
Picture
0 Comments
<<Previous
    Picture

    Archives

    November 2015
    September 2015
    August 2015
    July 2015
    June 2015
    May 2015
    April 2015
    March 2015
    February 2015
    January 2015
    December 2014
    November 2014
    October 2014
    September 2014
    August 2014

    Categories

    All
    1920s
    1930s
    1940s
    1950s
    1960s
    1970s
    1980s
    1990s
    Adverts
    Animation
    Atomic Age
    Board Games
    Buzzfeed
    Censorship
    Christmas
    Comics
    Commercials
    Computers
    Creepy
    Cult Film
    Documentaries
    Drugs
    Fashion
    Film Making
    Food
    Halloween
    Horror
    Horror Host
    Japan
    Kids TV
    Literature/Poetry
    Medical Madness
    Mix Tapes
    Movies
    Music
    Outsider Art
    Politics/Propaganda
    Profiles
    Religion
    Retro Gaming
    Robots
    Sci Fi
    Sci-Fi
    Sex/Nudity
    South Korea
    Space Race
    Toy Of The Month
    Toys
    Weird Retro Archive
    Weird Tourist Attractions
    Weird Traditions
    YouTube

    Picture
© Weird Retro 2015
 Escape Pods    Captain's Blog    Supplies    Contact