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Dating Guide For Single Women (1938)

6/4/2015

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A hysterically misogynistic and very dated guide for those ladies seeking what seems a humourless guy who gets easily annoyed when you are just having some fun. Some of the advice though still stands today. Like not closing your mouth while chewing gum, and not talking to men while dancing. That's because we're trying to keep rhythm with the music, and are counting "one, two, one, two..." in our heads. Oh and doing your make-up in the rear-view mirror while anyone is driving, isn't a great idea too. And drinking too much? Who can blame her? This chap seems so uptight, that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond.
 
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Weird Music: The Dirty Blues

4/10/2014

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Only known photo of Lucille Bogan
Dirty blues songs were a popular sub-genre of Blues music. The reached a height during the 1930s, and had a revival in the 1960s. Sometimes known as Hokum, the songs employed risqué lyrics, often done through innuendo and double entendres. These kind of songs were generally supposed to be humourous, full of euphemistic tongue-in-cheek sexual references. However, with some dirty blues songs the lyrics were bold and to the point. They pulled no punches, and said exactly what they meant.

One of the most famous examples is the obscene song by Lucille Bogan called Shave 'em Dry (1935). Bogan is a renowned Blues singer, who in the 1930s started to write and sing more and more risqué songs about sex and drinking, culminating in Shave 'em Dry, which was one of her last recordings she made.
Those artists that didn't go to the extremes of Bogan, would often allude to sexual practices through the metaphors of animals and food. Bo Carter, once described as the "master of the single entendre", recorded songs using thinly veiled food metaphors such as Please Warm My Weiner (1930) ,Banana In Your Fruit Basket (1931), and Let Me Roll Your Lemon (1935). Carter is regarded as one the earliest proponents of the style that is now referred to as dirty blues.  When it came to animals, dogs, roosters and "pussy" cats where often employed. Not exactly Blues, more rag-time jazz, but British musician Harry Roy & His Orchestra's song My Girl's Pussy (1931) is hysterical.

These songs weren't all just throw-away comic fluff, they often challenged social taboos speaking directly to their audience in a language they understood. Many of the sings were banned from being played on the radio, and were only available to many of their listeners on jukeboxes. Even some of the most popular artists of the period recorded such songs. Dinah Washington, regarded as one of the most popular female black singers of the 1950s, recorded a couple of very risqué songs. In 1949 she recorded Long John Blues, which contained the lyrics
"He took out his trusty drill. Told me to open wide. He said he wouldn't hurt me, but he filled my whole inside." The song was supposedly about a visit to her dentist! She also recorded a song called Big Long Slidin' Thing (1954), supposedly in reference to a trombonist.
An example of the lyrics in Shave 'em Dry: 
"Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry. 
Say I fucked all night, and all the night before baby, 
And I feel just like I wanna, fuck some more, 
Oh great God daddy..."
Oh great god indeed!

Weird Retro Facts: Legendary Blues singer Robert Johnson recorded what is seen as an example of the genre They're Red Hot (1937). The song was covered by the Red Hot Chili Peppers on their 1991 album Blood Sugar Sex Magik.
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A Deal With The Devil At The Crossroads

27/9/2014

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Robert Johnson is considered to be one of the most influential Blues musicians ever. His short recording career between 1936 and 1937, created landmark pieces of music, that went on to inspire generations of artists. The issue of his recordings on the 1961 album King of the Delta Blues Singers, brought Johnson to the world, and cemented his place in the pantheon of the 20th Century’s most influential musicians. Johnson died on August 16, 1938, at the age of 27. (Yup, he was one of the early members of the 27 Club.)  It’s thought that his guitar playing went from just average to phenomenal in a very short period of time, which lead to the myth of Johnson's supposed deal with the Devil at the ‘crossroads’.  A story that has gone done in music folklore and been picked-up and used numerous times since. 
The story goes that Johnson went down to the (now legendary) Crossroads in Clarksdale, Mississippi. There he met the Devil (disguised as a big black man), and how the Devil tuned Johnson’s guitar, played a few tunes and handed it back to him. In effect making pact Faustian style pact. It is believed that Johnson’s early death, and the rediscovery of his recordings many years later lead the creation and spread of the legend.

In 1936 Johnson recorded the song Cross Road Blues, otherwise known as "Crossroads". It's likely that this powerful piece of Delta Blues, and it's name added to the myth.
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The Crossroads in Clarksdale, Mississippi, USA
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In 2002, Jack Black's band Tenacious D released the song Tribute. The video parodies the whole "pact with the Devil" mythology.
The 1986 movie Crossroads borrowed the Johnson's legend, to tell the story of a young musician who breaks free from his classical training to seek the blues, inspired by the myth of of Johnson and wanting to seek out a famed "missing song". Starring Ralph Macchio in the lead role, on his journey he comes across Willie "Blind Dog Fulton Smoke House" Brown, based on a real friend of Robert Johnson. On their journey of discovery they eventually come to the Crossroads, Where Willie reveals the packed both him and Johnson made with the Devil.
Weird Retro Fact: Although the crossroads at Highway 61 and Highway 49 in Clarksdale is believed to be the legendary crossroads where Robert Johnson made his pact with the devil, new evidence says it maybe not be. In the song the crossroads he is referring to is actually in Rosedale, as he sings "Going up to Rosedale, got my rider by my side". In legend, and in voodoo, the Devil is always supposed to hang-out close to the river. The Devil, marking his territory with an “X” (hence the crossroads). Clarksdale is too far away for this to match the legend. However, Rosedale is right by the river.
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From The Archives: Vintage Condoms

29/8/2014

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From the first ever post on Weird Retro's facebook page. An album of condom wrappers of the 30s and 40s. Apparently they came from a eBay listing in Uruguay. Via the awesome www.ep.tc website.

Will have to track back through the archives and re-post some the popular and forgotten posts of the past 4 years. See what gems are hidden away in the various albums on facebook.


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