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Banned Crazy Mormon cartoon 

23/8/2015

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Most of us have had the misfortune to have the missionaries from the Mormon church turn up on our doorstep. Selling their particular brand of pseudo-Christian cultism. Figures of ridicule wherever they go, see in this banned animation how truly fruit-loop, racist and dangerous they really are. Apparently this animation was made by an ex-Mormon, for the 1982 documentary exposing the truth behind the church, called The God Makers.

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Cult Cinema Saturday: I Am Curious (Yellow) (1967)

10/7/2015

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Part documentary, part early form of mockumentary, I Am Curious (Yellow) was part of the emerging new wave of Swedish cinema in the late 1960s. Originally conceived as a 3 and a half-hour epic, the film was split into two companion films named Yellow and Blue, after the colours of the Swedish flag.

The film tells the story of Lena, as she goes on a journey of self discovery, followed by a film crew. With the director Sjöman documenting himself, documenting Lena. Lena builds an archive of her life, and her discoveries, as the film explores social and political themes of the period. Blurring the lines between fact and the fictional life of Lena, through interviews with people on the streets, and even an interview with Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., while he was on a visit to Sweden. 

The film's frank portrayal  of Lena's sex life caused controversy on the film's release. With graphic nudity and simulated sexual intercourse and oral sex, the film came to the attention of the censors.  
Though I Am Curious (Yellow) is a stand alone film, it is best viewed alongside I Am Curious (Blue), as the companion film fills in the narrative of the first. One making sense of the other. I Am Curious (Yellow) is the most well known of the two films, and is a film very much of its time. The controversy that surrounded it may seem an over-reaction when views through contemporary eyes. But it is an important film, not only of Swedish and to a larger extent European arthouse cinema, but as a snap-shot of the counterculture and socio-political movement of the late 1960s. And it is for that reason, rather than the infamy that surrounded the film, that it is deserving of its status as one of the key cult films of its period.
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Retro Gaming: Death Race (1976)

13/6/2015

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Death Race, was a controversial video arcade game, released by Exidy in the United States in 1976, inspired by the cult 1975 film Death race 2000. Approximately 500 units of the game were made, making it a rare find. Despite it's primitive blocky black and white graphics, the game was considered too violent. The game was originally entitled Pedestrian, as in the two player game, the goal is to mow down the "pedestrians". Which were renamed as "gremlins", to make the game sound less blood thirsty. Pedestrians or gremlins, they were only vaguely humanoid shaped at best. Once run down the "victims" turn into crude cross-shaped tombstones.

The criticism of the game reached the national media, being featured on video game violence in 60 Minutes and featured on NBC's Weekend news show.

The game also made the pages of the tabloid trash, the National Enquirer, and the National Safety Council denounced the game. 

Such controversy seems laughable today, by the standards of the hyper-realistic gore filled games of today. The game was part of Exidy's chase and crash style arcade games, following the popular Destruction Derby from 1975.

Death Race has gone down in retro gaming history, as the first video game to court controversy, and is considered as one of the most controversial video games of all time.

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Saturday Morning Mind Control And Church On Sunday Looney Tunes!

26/4/2015

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Back in 1980s and 90s, there was a rise in paranoia from the right-wing Christian fundamentalists, that kids TV shows were the work of Satan. That characters like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, He-Man and the Care Bears were brainwashing kids to fall under Satan's command. 

And one the top crazies peddling this utter nonsense was an author called Phil Philips. Who claimed after he "studied over a thousand hours of cartoons", that they were full of occult messages and satanic practices. His book Saturday Morning Mind Control, published in 1991, was just one of fanatic Phil's works of raving religious lunacy. He had previously published Turmoil In The Toybox in 1986, which argued that the Smurfs, He-Man, Care Bears, My Little Pony, Cabbage Patch Kids, Mighty Mouse and Rainbow Bright are all the devil’s toys concocted in the deepest layers of hell to lead our children to doom. (Actually he may have a had point with Cabbage Patch Dolls.)
He followed that up with Halloween And Satanism (1987), then Saturday Morning Mind Control (1991), and finally Dinosaurs: The Bible, Barney, and Beyond (1994). An indictment of the evil nature of the big purple singing and dancing demonic dinosaur. 

Turmoil In The Toybox attempts to claim that toy makers purposely use pagan symbolism in toy design. My Little Pony unicorn? Pagan! He-Man? Totally pagan, no question! Yoda and Darth Vader? Big bad pagans! Barbie? A godless pagan worshipping slut! Now rational people can laugh and poke fun at Phil's crazy Christian ravings, but there must be plenty of brainwashed fundamentalists out there who fell for his idiocy. Chucked out all the plastic, turned off the TV and shoved a copy of the Bible in little Johnny's hand. As later copies of Turmoil claimed it had sold over 135,000 copies. 
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Mid-Week Movie Massacre: Pieces (1982)

22/4/2015

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Following last week's Mid-Week Movie Massacre: Top 70s Massacres Not From Texas With Chainsaws, we jump into the bloodied pool that is the 1980s. Based on a single image that I came across, while looking up last week's posters. The image (below) of a woman cut in half, slumped in the corner of a bathroom in a pool of her own blood. I've seen a lot of horror movies, but I couldn't place this one. Turns out I'd not seen the movie, a 1982 splatter-fest called Pieces. How this one had slipped under my radar is utterly baffling, but hey even the most hardcore cinephile can't see literally every movie out there can they?

Pieces is a US/Spanish exploitation slasher flick, (original title: Mil gritos tiene la noche translation: A Thousand Screams in the Night), which was apparently a "drive-in favourite", according to Wikipedia. A chainsaw weilding serial killer collects body parts from his victims to create a grisly human jigsaw puzzle. Even the clips of YouTube make this look like an all-out over-the-top awesome blood and guts roller coaster ride of gore.
I dug through YouTube to find the scene related to the image I had come across. And it has to be said that the close-up of cutting the girl on half was pretty realistic looking for such a low budget movie. It turns out that the film makers actually used a pig carcass, and cut through it with a real chainsaw. Nice and obvious touch that really worked. Right I'm off to see if I can get my hands on a copy of this film...
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I saw this image and just had to look up the movie.
A full release version only made it to the  UK few years ago. It had a "limited" release in 1984, and from what I can see was never offically released on video in the UK. If it was released on video in the 80s, it would have certainly made the BBFC Video Nasties list. All of which I have, and it isn't among the schlock, gore and awful nonsense that did make it on the list. In the United States, an uncut and uncensored director's cut wasn't released until 2008. 
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Retro Gaming: Harvester (1996)

21/2/2015

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I recently wrote about Phantasmagoria the 1995, FMV point-and-click adventure game, that was considered one the most controversial games of its time, due the graphic violence it contained. However a year later, a game came out that possibly trumped it. And if it wasn't for a delay in publishing, it may well have been hailed as the most controversial adventure game of the mid-90s. 

Harvester was designed to shock, to be controversial, it described itself as "The most violent adventure game of all time." Originally scheduled for release in 1994, the game didn't hit the shelves until 1996. The game was an all out assault on the media hype that video gaming made players violent. It was a no-holds-barred bloody gore-fest, where you kill pretty much just kill whoever you wanted. The deaths were brutal and bloody.

But, the twist of the story of dark Satanic cults and mass murder is all just a game, that the player's character is playing. A game within a game, where you are giving a choice. To become a real-life serial-killer or stay and have a full "normal" life in the game! The game set-out to outrage. It was banned in Germany, censored in the UK, and Australia did even ban it, they just didn't even bother releasing it at all. In the US, it caused consternation among the moral majority. Assuring itself a cult status. Clever stuff for what is essence an example of the tradition of exploitation cinema appearing in video game format.
Like an exploitation film, much of the game is laughably tongue-in-cheek. Th makers knew who they were offending and who they were entertaining. It's not a great game, it's confusing at times, conversations with NPCs is stilted and seemingly pointless. But hey, aren't they also the characteristics of a good exploitation flick? Take it for what it is, don't take it too seriously, and just keep repeating to yourself... It's just a game... It's just a game!
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Toys: Bombshell (1981)

22/1/2015

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Released in 1981, Bombshell was a WWII themed bomb-disposal board game for all the family, by Waddingtons. We had one in our house, I loved playing it. I believe my brother still has it sat packed away in his attic somewhere.

The game and its design was played for comic effect, with the "accident prone" characters attempting to defuse a classic comic style bomb, have submerged in the ground. Each player would take a turn, in twisting the fins of the bomb, until ultimately it went off!!! The losing player adding a bandage to his cardboard character. The characters had very Carry On... or Dad's Army type names, Major Disaster,  Sergeant Jimmy Jitters, Private Tommy Twitters and Piper Willy Fumble.
By 1981, when the game came out, enough time had passed since WWII for the game to have humourous comic value, and in no way offend anyone. Especially with the traditional British stiff-upper-lip sense of self-deprecating humour that saw us through the war years. Dad's Army, a TV situation comedy about a bumbling troop of Home Guards, was one of the most popular TV shows of the period. So the release of this game should have gone without causing any stirs of unease among the great British public. On its release in June 1981, some corners of the media tried to stir-up trouble and controversy over the game, but to little or no avail. Most people at the time saw it for what it was, a silly family board game.
That was until only months after its release, in October 1981, the British bomb disposal expert Ken Howorth, was killed while trying to defuse an IRA bomb in London. Immediately the game courted controversy, and was splashed across the pages of newspapers and TV media. There was a press campaign to boycott the game, and many retailers refused to stock it. It was never actually "banned" as the urban myth around the game often states. But Waddingtons did pull it in the end.
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Weird Examples Of Censorship

30/12/2014

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Okay so many fans may well have read about Weird Retro's recent facebook ban on their fan page for posting a link to a Captain's Blog post mentioning the facebook unmentionable... Nipples! If you didn't then the "banned" post is just below this one. Well moving on from that little blip in our fun... Let's look at some other ridiculously weird examples of Internet based censorship, and other random pieces of censorship I could dig up while having a beer and just chilling out for the evening, now the mini-weirdo is finally asleep.

In 2011, facebook (yes them again) banned a whole town. And I thought I had it bad! The town of Effin in Ireland was wiped off the map by facebook. Because facebook considered the town's name offensive, people couldn't tag their location or the 1000 or so people that lived in Effin were unable to list their home-town in their facebook account details. How ridiculous, not allowing the use of "effin", when it's the polite term for "fucking".
Another example of Internet word censorship was in 2004, when the whole Internet seemingly banned a unassuming museum in London, England. The Horniman Museum, which was named after 19th century tea magnate Frederick John Horniman, was pretty much unable to operate any business via the Internet. The anthropological museum, of great education and historic value had its emails rejected by spam filters, its website blocked by browsers, and even people trying to get to the website being sent to adult sites instead. All because a perfectly reasonable surname was interpreted by software as "horny man".

If you think that banned words is somewhat Orwellian, then you should check out the school in California that tried to ban the whole dictionary. In 2010, Merriam Webster's Dictionary was removed from classrooms after a parent complained about their child reading the definition for "oral sex." The dictionaries were ordered off the shelves at Oak Meadows Elementary School in Menifee until a committee could determine if they were "age appropriate" for fourth-and fifth-graders. After a few days of deliberation the books were returned, but under the watchful eye of a group of parents who made sure their little juniors didn't look up any other dirty words.
Do you understand the words being garbled in the well known 1963 version of Louie Louie by The Kingsmen? No? Most people don't, and that's how we like it, and what made it a classic. Some didn't like that they couldn't understand what was being sung. So much so that the FBI spent 2 years trying to decipher the track, using all the latest technology they had to had at the time in the mid-60s. They came up with nothing, but did miss drummer Lynn Easton shouting "fuck" at 0.54 secs.
"What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist."
—Salman Rushdie
Weird Retro Fact: Read the blog, facebook banned, Weird Music: The Ladybirds, Not The Only All-Girl Topless Band In The 1960s .

Weird Retro Fact
: Read about the the censorship of comics and one publishers attempt to fight against it, in our article Judgment Day! EC Comics Against Comic Code Racism.
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Weird Music: The Ladybirds, Not The Only All-Girl Topless Band In The 1960s

29/12/2014

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The blog post that got Weird Retro a facebook ban for posting a link on its facebook page.
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There were a few all-girl bands around in the 1960s called The Ladybirds it turns out. First there were one of the first all-girl rock bands The Ladybirds from California from example, who opened for the Rolling Stones in 1965. Then there were the British vocal harmony group The Ladybirds who were to perform regularly on the British TV show The Benny Hill Show from 1968 onwards. None of these bands however performed topless. Unlike the The Ladybirds that hailed from the state of New Jersey in 1967, and... Well we'll get to that in a bit!
The "topless" Ladybirds were a five-piece garage rock band, that were no novelty act. These girls learnt to really play, according to Dick Boyd's book, Broadway North Beach, The Golden Years - A Saloon Keeper's Tales, they originally simply pretended to play instruments but ultimately learned to play them. Anyway back in 1968 after being forced out of New Jersey for their apparently lewd costume choice, they headed west. They made it to Las Vegas, where they appeared with comedian Godfrey Cambridge at the Aladdin Hotel, and at some point they made it to California. In California the played at the infamous Blue Bunny Club in Hollywood and found a home at the Tipsy club in San Francisco. 

They were managed at various points by Voss Boreta (husband of topless dancer Yvonne D'Angers and manager of topless dancer, Carol Doda) and professional golfer Raymond Floyd. In his youth Floyd was known as a lunatic, lush loving  party animal who part owned a club.  It was through this that Floyd wound up managing The Ladybirds. In 1998, Sports Illustrated magazine ran an article that mention Floyd and the band, "He [Floyd] was part owner of a bar, Coke's, an investor in a topless girls band and one of Carol Doda's many admirers."
The band even went on tour, there are records of them appearing at the Crystal Room in New York City, Isy's Supper Club in Vancouver, the Town 'n' Country in Winnipeg and Chez Paree, Quebec in 1968. Thus leaving a vacancy at the Tipsy club in San Francisco, so promoter Davey Rosenberg hit on the idea of starting another all-female topless band covers band. The band Rosenberg formed were called The Hummingbirds, and featured famous exotic dancer Angel Cecelia Helene Walker (better known as Satan's Angel) on bass. 
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Satan's Angel's signature act was to light her tassels aflame, "then extinguishing the flames by means of strenuous mammary rotation". Hence her full stage name being Satan's Angel, the Devil's Own Mistress, Queen of the Fire Tassels.
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Anyway, getting eventually to the point of this of blog post. It appears there actually was another all-girl topless band called The Ladybirds in the 1960s, that hailed all the way from Denmark. They formed in 1968, and toured extensively throughout Scandinavian. It's even reported that they made in to the UK, and played in Bristol in 1973. The same year that the band formed they opened for the Yardbirds at the Fjordvilla Club in Roskilde, Denmark, on September 8th 1968. Sometimes then billed on adverts as the New Yardbirds, the band would later change their name to Led Zeppelin. It is that tour of Scandinavia in 1968 that is considered to be Led Zeppelin's first ever tour as a band.  
Weird Retro Fact: The original American All-Girl Topless Band, The Ladybirds made into the Weird Retro Top Ten: Bands That Dress-Up In Weird Costumes.

Weird Retro Fact: Read about the storm an innocuous and inoffensive link to this blog post, posted on the Weird Retro facebook page resulted in the page and its admins being banned from facebook for a 30 days. Banned By Facebook: The Nipple Police Strike Again!

Weird Retro Fact: Read about the Wild, Wild World Of Jayne Mansfield (1968), the only known footage of The Ladybirds performing on screen.
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The Flintstones & Winston Cigarettes

12/11/2014

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Winston was one of the most popular brands of cigarettes in the United States at the time.
The Flintstones first appeared on our screens in 1960, as an animated prime-time family sitcom. It quickly gained mass appeal, and so was perfect for advertisers to exploit its popularity to sell their products. Now the most infamous product that The Flinstones pushed on the viewing public of America was for Winston Cigarettes. Not so unusual at the time to have cigarette commercials on prime-time TV, though due to The Flintstones being a show that was watched by children there was some controversy. The end-of-show sponsorship bumper was pulled in 1963, when the character of baby Pebbles was introduced.
At the time it wasn't the fact that the commercial pushing the virtues of cigarettes was on a family show, watched by impressionable children. No, one of the biggest issues with the commercial, and the whole Winston campaign was one of grammatical error. The slogan "Winston tastes good like a cigarette should." has more people up in arms than anything, with its grammatically incorrect use of "like" rather than "as", as a conjunction. 
Famed broadcast journalist and anchorman Walter Cronkite refused to say the phrase with the grammatical error, and thus correcting the phrase when he had to say it during his time on the CBS Morning Show. This angered the sponsors, which resulting in the use of a voice-over announcer being used to say the line how they wanted it to be said.
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