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Penny For The Guy: A British Tradition

4/11/2014

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"Remember, remember, the 5th of November". Bonfire Night, or Guy Fawkes Night in the UK, is a night dedicated to lighting fireworks and great bonfires, in remembrance of the Gunpowder Plot. The failed attempt to blow-up the British parliament and the king James the I in 1605. Guy Fawkes became the most famous of the conspirators, as it was he who was supposed to light the fuse that would blow-up the king. In the UK there has been a long tradition of children building an effigy of Guy Fawkes, before Bonfire Night, and touting the streets asking passers-by for a "Penny for the Guy!" The Guy they built would then be burned a bonfire on the night of the 5th.
The tradition has almost totally died out now. Partly due to the side-lining of Bonfire Night for the Americanised Halloween tradition of Trick or Treating, and partly due to health and safety issues of children being involved with and closely associated with fire. Local authorities clamping down on communities building their own bonfires, to be replaced by sanitized municipal versions that have lost the thrill of seeing our cities in flames many of us old enough to remember hark for still. So we have seen the sad decline of scruffy little street urchins pushing an effigy of Guy in a baby's pram, made from their dad's only clothes, stuffed with their mum's laddered stockings and newspaper. Begging anyone who would listen for a "penny" that they could later spent of fireworks and bags of sweets. Connecting with their pagan roots and questioning authority, in a reminder of a key event in Britain's political history. A lost element of our cultural landscape and a sadly missed traditional example of outsider art.
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Instructions on making your own Guy Fawkes, from Simple Toymaking, by Sheila Jackson (1966).
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Weird Music: Bingo Gazingo

3/11/2014

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Before anyone who knows the work of Bingo Gazingo and thinks he's simply a poet, think again. His stream-of-conscience "poetry" was lyrical, and often accompanied by music played on an old cassette player, with a microphone pointed at the speaker. People have over-laid music to his rantings, and the they work as spoken word songs. So to pigeon-hole Bingo Gazingo was simply a poet is an understatement of his deserved place as a key figure in what is often referred to as outsider music.  
Born as Murray Wachs in 1924, Bingo Gazingo died in 2010 when he was run down by a taxi cab in New York City on his way to the Bowery Poetry Club on the 28th of December 2009, dying on New Year's Day. He had performed at the Bowery Poetry Club for years, every Monday night. Where audiences would get a chance to hear his crude rambling, often perverse yet profound poetic proficiency, with such classics as  "I Love You So Fucking Much I Can't Shit". 

He never claimed to be a poet, but insisted he was a musician and song writer. And despite his status as an icon of outsider art and music, he openly sort was fame and fortune. He always insisted he was a singer, not a poet, and throughout his life wrote songs that he hoped would be picked-up and recorded by others. It a quote from the New York Times he said he wrote "ballads, novelties, show tunes, country-and-western songs, anything he thought would sell, and left them at stage doors at the Roxy, the Paramount and the Strand, in a time-honored tradition." 
Though it has been suggested, in a clever move by the wily old man, that calling all his output songs rather than poems meant he could claim publishing rights and royalties on his work. Whether that's true or not, Bingo Gazingo goes down in the annals of outsider artists that have had an impact they never would have imagined before the dawn of the Internet. Perhaps he knew what was coming, when he penned  "You're Out of the Computer".
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Weird Music: Wesley Willis

27/10/2014

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One of the ultimate characters of outsider music. A schizophrenic singer from the streets of Chicago, Wesley Willis gained global fame. His eclectic themed songs featured weird, often obscene and funny lyrics all sung over his electronic keyboards automatic accompaniment. He was brought to fame by Jello Biafra of the Dead Kennedys, who befriended the gentle giant who loved to greet people with a head-butt! So much so that the 6'5" over 300 pound singer song-writer had a permanent bruise on his forehead.

Willis laid his life out for all to hear in his songs. It's how he dealt with the world. Every annoyance, every quirk was sung over a Casio style repetitive drum beat and keyboard looped melodies. Before his death in 2003, Willis had recorded over 50 albums worth of songs.
Hellride is a term used by Willis to describe his demons brought on by his schizophrenia, first diagnosed in 1989. He said that his demons were attempting to destroy his "Harmony Joy Music" or "Joy Rides". Whatever drove Willis to create the music he did, much of what he produced are true works of genius. One of my personal favourites in Shit And Fuck, a scream at the world all played over a melodically lounge style backing track. A wonder to behold as an example of his music.
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Bizarre Profiles: Ed Wood (1924 - 1978)

8/10/2014

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Ed Wood in his beloved angora sweater.
The infamous cult film film-maker, who remained in obscurity throughout his life. Only in 1980 when he was described as The Worst Film Director Of All Time, and his now cult classic Plan 9 From Outer Space the Worst Movie Ever Made. The movie famously featured the last performance of Bela Lugosi, made from test footage Wood had shot of the actor before his death.

From his childhood in Poughkeepsie, New York, Ed Wood Jr., had a love affair with cinema. It was to become the obsession of his life, alongside his love of wearing women's clothes. And the infamous angora sweaters. In 1947 he followed his dream and moved to Los Angeles. Initially writing scripts and directing TV pilots and now lost low budget westerns. It was in 1952 that Wood met Bela, and the two struck-up a friendship. Lugosi was by this time a faded screen-star and morphine addict. It's claimed that Wood helped and supported him through bouts of depression and addiction problems, up until his death in 1956.
In 1953 Wood got a break, when the producer of low-budget exploitation flicks George Weiss had him write and direct the now infamous Glen Or Glenda (originally entitled I Changed My Sex!). The movie was very loosely based on the life of Christine Jorgensen, one of the first transgender women in America to become famous for having had a sex change. Despite the movie becoming an amusing cult oddity, Wood attempted to make a serious (if quirky) docudrama. Starring Wood himself, under the name Daniel Davis, it was in part a semi-autobiographical telling of Wood's struggles for acceptance as a cross-dressing heterosexual man. The film was shot in 4 days, and featured Lugosi for no particular reason as The Scientist. Weiss was unhappy with the movie, and later added extra erotic scenes, to appeal to the exploitation and grindhouse audience.

Wood went on the make a film a year Jail Bait (1954), Bride Of The Monster (originally entitled Bride Of The Atom) (1955) and in 1956 the cult classic Plan 9 From Outer Space (originally entitled Grave Robbers from Outer Space). Plan 9, featured not only Lugosi, but Tor Johnson the Swedish wrestler who has first appeared in Bride Of The Monster, and TV horror host Vampira. All narrated by the flamboyant radio and TV personality famous for his wildly inaccurate predictions, The Amazing Criswell. Criswell and Johnson would go on to appear in Wood's 1958 movie Night Of The Ghouls. A movie considered lost to cinema history, until it was rediscovered in 1984.

In the 1960s Wood's movie career spiralled downwards, as he started to make at first nudies and sexploitation movies, and eventually hardcore porn in the early 70s. Of the films he was involved in during this period there are two stand-out for different reasons. Orgy Of The Dead (1965) is classed as a nudie cutie, but that simply description doesn't do this movie justice. What is little more than an excuse for 10 striptease set pieces, there is a loose story weaved in there, but it is Criswell's  opening speech that nails it. A recreation of his speech from the released Night Of The Ghoul, it has become well known and oft sampled piece of audio. At the other end of the scale is Necromania (1971), credited as being one of the earliest examples of the hardcore porn genre that became popular in the 70s. Necromania was believed to one of Wood's lost movies, until an edited version turned up in a yard sale in 1992. Later in 2001 an unedited version was found.

After many years of alcohol abuse and bouts of depression, in December 1978 after he and his wife had been evicted from their Hollywood apartment, they moved in with a friend. A few days later on December the 10th Wood was found dead of a heart attack, he was 54 years old.

Weird Retro Fact: Recently more of Wood's lost movies have appeared. In September 2014, two 'lost movies' were shown, the 1972 The Undergraduate and 1970's Take It Out In Trade. Adding to the Wood canon. Also in 2014 The Young Marrieds, a porn film Wood made in 1971 was released, which was rediscovered in 2004.
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Weird Music: The Dirty Blues

4/10/2014

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Only known photo of Lucille Bogan
Dirty blues songs were a popular sub-genre of Blues music. The reached a height during the 1930s, and had a revival in the 1960s. Sometimes known as Hokum, the songs employed risqué lyrics, often done through innuendo and double entendres. These kind of songs were generally supposed to be humourous, full of euphemistic tongue-in-cheek sexual references. However, with some dirty blues songs the lyrics were bold and to the point. They pulled no punches, and said exactly what they meant.

One of the most famous examples is the obscene song by Lucille Bogan called Shave 'em Dry (1935). Bogan is a renowned Blues singer, who in the 1930s started to write and sing more and more risqué songs about sex and drinking, culminating in Shave 'em Dry, which was one of her last recordings she made.
Those artists that didn't go to the extremes of Bogan, would often allude to sexual practices through the metaphors of animals and food. Bo Carter, once described as the "master of the single entendre", recorded songs using thinly veiled food metaphors such as Please Warm My Weiner (1930) ,Banana In Your Fruit Basket (1931), and Let Me Roll Your Lemon (1935). Carter is regarded as one the earliest proponents of the style that is now referred to as dirty blues.  When it came to animals, dogs, roosters and "pussy" cats where often employed. Not exactly Blues, more rag-time jazz, but British musician Harry Roy & His Orchestra's song My Girl's Pussy (1931) is hysterical.

These songs weren't all just throw-away comic fluff, they often challenged social taboos speaking directly to their audience in a language they understood. Many of the sings were banned from being played on the radio, and were only available to many of their listeners on jukeboxes. Even some of the most popular artists of the period recorded such songs. Dinah Washington, regarded as one of the most popular female black singers of the 1950s, recorded a couple of very risqué songs. In 1949 she recorded Long John Blues, which contained the lyrics
"He took out his trusty drill. Told me to open wide. He said he wouldn't hurt me, but he filled my whole inside." The song was supposedly about a visit to her dentist! She also recorded a song called Big Long Slidin' Thing (1954), supposedly in reference to a trombonist.
An example of the lyrics in Shave 'em Dry: 
"Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry. 
Say I fucked all night, and all the night before baby, 
And I feel just like I wanna, fuck some more, 
Oh great God daddy..."
Oh great god indeed!

Weird Retro Facts: Legendary Blues singer Robert Johnson recorded what is seen as an example of the genre They're Red Hot (1937). The song was covered by the Red Hot Chili Peppers on their 1991 album Blood Sugar Sex Magik.
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