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From The Archives: Drive-In Horror Show

21/10/2014

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Back in October 2010, the first Weird Retro Mix-Movie was released for the Halloween period. The Weird Retro Drive-In Horror Show is a compilation of various hacked and slashed trailers from obscure horror movies all spliced together with inserts from drive-in movie segments. I've never listed the movies used, and wasn't even sure I could remember them all for years on. 
Going back through the movie, I managed to spot at least 12 movies used in the 6 minute piece. So here is a list of the strange, obscure and often very weird movies featured. Black Sabbath (1963), an Italian/American horror movie directed by the legendary Mario Bava. A movie of three stories, introduced and concluded by Boris Karloff. One of the bands that invented Heavy Metal music Black Sabbath took their name from the movie. The Plague of the Zombies (1966) is a classic British Hammer Horror film.  Filmed at the famous Bray Studios, the movie was shot back-to-back with The Reptile using the same sets to save time and money on production.

Doctor Butcher MD (also known as Zombie Holocaust) was a 1979 Italian Zombie movie. The original movie was re-edited, new footage added and the musical score changed, for its US release as Doctor Butcher MD. The Diabolical Dr. Z (1955) a French/Spanish horror film, directed by Jesús Franco who was later famous for the cult classic Vampyros Lesbos (1971). 

The Sinister Urge (1960), an Ed Wood movie. In typical Wood style a rehash of previous footage, with new footage added to roll with the sexploitation genre of "roughies" that was popular at the time. Another Wood movie featured in the mix is Bride of the Monster (1955), a sci-fi horror movie that starred Bela Lugosi and wrestler Tor Johnson, both of who would make an appearance in the infamous Plan 9 From Outer Space (1959). 

See Captain's Blog post: Bizarre Profiles: Ed Wood (1924 - 1978)

Anthropophagous: The Beast (1980) as it was released in the UK, and in the USA as The Grim Reaper (also known as Zombie 7), is an Italian horror. It reached infamy in the UK for being one of the movies to be banned and put on the Video Nasty list in the early 80s. I Drink Your Blood (1970) and I Eat Your Skin (1964), feature in a double-billed trailer, as they were often shown together. The former loosely based on the exploits of The Manson Family, I Drink Your Blood was one the first movies to get the new X-Rating when it came out. The latter, was made under the name Zombies, but wasn't released until 6 years after it was made, and renamed I Eat Your Skin so it could be double-billed with I Drink Your Blood.

Invasion Of The Bee Girls (1973), was released on video in the UK as Graveyard Tramps. An all out sci-fi sexploitation flick, involving a mad scientist and her seductive man killing creations. Werewolves On Wheels (1971), a road accident of an exploitation movie. Slamming together the two sub-genres of biker movies and horror, to produce the horrifically bad movie. Drive-In Massacre (1977), a low-budget flick designed and aimed not surprisingly at drive-in movie audiences. 

There you go the 12 (that I could remember), plus a few more references thrown in for good measure. Now grab the popcorn, and settle in for a whole 6 minutes of horror film fun. Enjoy!
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Weird-Ohs Monster Make-up

19/10/2014

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The Weird-Ohs Car-icky-tures first hit the shelves back in 1963, when Hawk Models released a range of models based on the work of artist Bill Campbell. A gang of crazy whacked out characters based around dragster and hot-rod culture, which was popular at the time. The Weird-Ohs were massive, spawning toys, an album, trading cards, Halloween masks, and other related merchandise.

The Weird-Ohs were inspired, based on, or you could say a direct rip-off of the Weirdos a spookily similar gang of hot-rod and Kustom Kulture characters by Ed Roth. Roth's most famous character was Rat Fink, a depraved slobbering rat with bulging eyes and a manic grin. Oddly Revell Model's released Rat Fink models also in 1963.
Anyway, back to the Weird-Ohs... Oh hang-on... Just another aside, as Marx Toys (they of the Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots) also made a range of hot-rod inspired characters called Nutty Mads, also in 1963. What was it with toy and model makers in 1963, and their obsession with hot-rod and Kustom Kulture? 

Anyway again, back to the Weird-Ohs... During the 60s, the image of the Weird-Ohs was used to sell anything and everything. Licensed on many products for both kids and what we'd now called kid-ults alike.  So much so that in the mid-60s the popular magazine Famous Monsters Of Filmland published their Do-It-Yourself Monster Make-Up Handbook, which featured a step-by-step how to on creating Weird-Ohs based Halloween make-up. In the article (slide show below) the make-up artist subjects his own son (David) to a Weird-Oh transformation.
Weird-Ohs Helmet 1964
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Cult Film Friday: Troll 2 (1990)

17/10/2014

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Now there are a lot of movies that have been declared the worst movie ever made, but Troll 2 from 1990 really does have to be a contender. (Just check out its IMDb rating!) Named to ride on the back of the slightly more successful 1986 movie Troll, which it is not related to in any shape or form. There are no "trolls" in Troll 2 for a start, the creatures are goblins, hence why the town the movie is set in is called Nil-bog! Yup, they really make the town's name a bad anagram of goblin.

The movie has it all, wooden over-the-top acting, mind-bogglingly bad special effects, costumes worse than you can even imagine without witnessing their awfulness for yourself. There is some much to laugh, gasp and stare blanking in disbelief at in this movie it really should be seen to be believed. However before you do... Stop!!!  Watch the documentary about the movie first. Made in 2010, by the child star of Troll 2, Best Worst Movie is a great introduction piece.
The documentary is a great insight into this piece of cult cinema history. And is one of those very rare occasions when watching the "make-of" first makes the viewing of the movie all the more pleasurable. The craziness of the cast and the film-maker back then and even now, of the obsessive fans, the whole cultural phenomena that has grown around the movie. It's all wonderfully and wittily spun together in a clever and insightful documentary about a movie that was none of those things.  

Have a look at the Best Worst Movie website here.
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Retro Gaming: The Evil Dead (1984)

16/10/2014

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The Evil Dead computer game cover.
Now games of movies and even vice-a-versa movies made of games are commonplace now. However back in the early 1980s this was a rare cross-over event. One of the ones that stands out the most of the few, is the game tie-in of the Sam Raimi movie The Evil Dead from 1981. The controversial horror splatter movie was cut for UK release, and was infamously added to the BBFC list of videos known as Video Nasties.

In 1984 the game maker Palace Virgin Gold released the tie-in game of the movie. Initially released on the Commodore C64, and then later on the ZX Spectrum packaged with the 1985 game Cauldron. Rumour is the Spectrum version was slipped in under the radar, due to the controversy over the movie. The cover image on cassette for the C64 was brilliant, and the whole package offered so much promise. Unfortunately the game didn't deliver. It featured a top-down view (always a loser in any computer game), of the cabin in the woods. You play Ash, and must deal with your possessed friends.

You must wonder around the cabin, closing doors and windows to prevent the Evil Dead getting into the cabin. As once the floating yellow cloud does, it will hover over your friends and turn them into demonic possessed killer zombies. The green monsters will come and attack you. What to do? Fortunately there are random weapons that pop-up in the cabin. The usual tool for dismembering, like a sword, an axe, a spade and a yellow kind of pointy stick shaped thing. Anyway, run over these weapons and Ash can go happily hacking and slashing at his mates. A whacked mate breaks into three parts, which float around the cabin making these more difficult for poor old Ash. The arms, legs and limbless torso chase you around, so you must dispose of them before the next onslaught comes. 

That's about it. Five to ten minutes into the game and you can feel an evil presence descend into the room, and take-over your soul. As you reach for the cassette tape, an uncontrollable desire to snap it in two. However, your good geek spirit breaks through, and you realise that this stupid game will hold some twisted cultural value in about 30 years.

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Cult Film Friday: Orgy Of The Dead (1965)

10/10/2014

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From the manically creative genius on Ed Wood Jr. comes one weirdest nudie cutie sexploitation movies to ever just about hit the screen. Not actually directed by Wood, that credit goes to it's producer/director A. C. Stephen. The screenplay (for what it's worth) was adapted by Wood from his own novel. There is a plot, but to be fair no-one (including myself) really knows or cares what that is. This movie is no more than excuse to feature 10 different striptease artists go through a series of bizarre ritual bare breasted dances.

Wood's friend and cast regular the Amazing Criswell reprises his roll and pretty much word-for-word speech, from the unreleased Night Of The Ghouls (1959). Along with his undead consort, the seductive Ghoulita also known as the Black Ghoul, they watch the sensual dance of the tortured maidens. The role of the Black Ghoul was written for Maila Nurmi, better known as TV horror host Vampira, but starred unknown exploitation actress Fawn Silver.
Orgy Of The Dead is a fun piece of desperately kitsch mildly erotic cinema, with a darkly comic edge. (Whether the comedy is purposeful or not, it is very funny all the same). The movie makes a perfect piece of background visuals to any retro themed Halloween party.

Weird Retro Fact: The Gold Girl, on the movie poster as being coated in gold, is believed to have been directly copied from 1964's Goldfinger.
Weird Retro Fact: Read the Captain's Blog post on Ed Wood, Bizarre Profiles: Ed Wood (1924 - 1978) 
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Kids TV: It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)

9/10/2014

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Title card from 1966 TV special
An absolute must see for any kid since it was first shown in 1966, It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown has become a piece of cult Halloween viewing, passed down from parent to child. The third of the Peanuts TV specials, it was aired on October 27th 1966 and has been aired every Halloween ever since, making it a TV classic.

It is also well known, for featuring the odd Snoopy as the Red Baron (his first appearance) 5 minute insert with no talking. 

The plot essentially revolves around the Peanuts gang gathering to celebrate Halloween, where Charlie Brown is accidentally invited to a Halloween party. Most of the storyline however focuses on Linus and his dream of finally meeting The Great Pumpkin, in the pumpkin patch. As with many of the Peanuts specials, it's a poignant and heart-warming story of friendship through adversity. So this Halloween before you hit the horror, go hit up this cute little heart warmer.

Weird Retro Fact: Apparently because when they go Trick-or-Treating Charlie Brown only gets given rocks, for many years afterwards fans would send candy to Schulz’s, for Charlie to have.

Weird Retro Fact: Quirky little in-joke by the animators. When Lucy in one scene is reading a TV Guide, the front cover has a picture of her on it.

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Weird Retro's Horrifically Hip Halloween Howler

3/10/2014

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Well it's October folks, and that can only mean one thing, Halloween is less than a month away. Weird Retro has always celebrated this horrific holiday, and this year is no different. Expect special Halloween themed blog posts, looking at fiendishly festive films, mawkish music and all kinds of howling Halloween hilarity. Follow our regular posts on our facebook page, and Twitter @WeirdRetro. 

New Halloween themed article for today is Plastic Fantastic: Ben Cooper Halloween Costumes, available in our new in-flight magazine section Cracked Culture. Also our new Weird Retro Top Ten Creepy Halloween Costumes list on Buzzfeed.
Coming soon...  A special Halloween themed Mix-Tape Monday and of course  freakishly festive Cult Film Fridays. As well as in depth articles, news and reviews. Look out for the ultimate Top Ten list of quirky, offbeat, creepy and downright freaky cult horror films for Halloween. And the choicest cuts in from the slice-n-dice 'em world of slasher cinema. We'll be bringing the sickest soundtrack to play at your putrid party. All this and more on Weird Retro's Horrifically Hip Halloween Howler this month.
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Cult Film Friday: Death Bed - The Bed That Eats (1977)

3/10/2014

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For a long-time a lost cult horror classic, Death Bed: The Bed That Eats has taken its place among the pantheon of weird cinema. The movie was supposedly begun sometime in 1971 and filming finished in 1972. Yet the first print of the movie wasn't produced until 1977. Then for some unknown reason nothing happened with it. Apart from someone managed to make a copy of it that eventually found its way into the world of obsessive cult film collectors. 

The first time director  George Barry claimed that he'd forgotten that he'd even made it. Which is truly bizarre, considering it the only movie he ever made. Until its release it had only been available on murky bootleg copies doing the rounds among hardcore cult film fans, probably at first on grainy VHS tape copies, and eventually making its way onto the Internet. It was an illegal DVD release of the bootleg in the UK that prompted George Barry to officially release the movie in 2003.
The bed in question is a large four-poster, that is possessed by a demon, who built the bed originally to seduce a maiden in 1897. Over the years unwary visitors to the mansion where the bed resides, have been literally consumed by the bed. Sucked into the vast pool of gastric juices below. The spectacle is watched and narrated by the ghost of an artist, trapped in a painting on wall of the castle, who the bed has made immortal. The rest of the plot revolves around the eating of naked women, and the discovery of the bed's weakness and its eventual downfall. 

All very weird, but not necessarily 100% a pure piece of exploitation  cinema. A Death Bed, actually has some artistic merit. Bizarre and often surreal, but despite its low-budget, low production values and low quality acting, it has on some level high aesthetic and artistic values lurking underneath. The movie straddles a line somewhere between cheesy exploitation horror and arthouse cinema. A must see for any true die-hard fan of cult cinema. Who knew? That a movie about a demonic bed that suffers from indigestion because of all the hippy chicks it has eaten, would such a cult gem. Certainly not the direcor, that's for sure.
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