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Cult Film Friday: Bah Humbug!

19/12/2014

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A inspirational bottle of ale often helps.
I was sat here contemplating what to post as the last Cult Film Friday blog before Christmas. I decided to crack open a bottle of ale, to see if it would help inspire me. And BOOM!!! There it was, staring me in the face all the time. So today's Cult Film Friday post, is a look at some of my favourite adaptations of A Christmas Carol.

There have dozens of adaptations over the years of the story, but there are some that stand-out for me personally. Either because they are  childhood memories associated with the festive season, or just because they are good versions. Here they are in chronological order.

Scrooge (1951): Retitled A Christmas Carol in the USA. Of the black and white versions of the story, this is the stand-out one by a mile. And to be fair one of the best overall. Starring Alastair Sim as Ebenezer Scrooge, it's a wonderfully dark and atmospheric piece, perfectly capturing the Dicken's story on celluloid. Not only the best adaptation of A Christmas Carol, also one of the best Christmas movies of all time too.

Scrooge (1970): The Oscar nominated musical adaptation of the story, starring Albert Finney (who was only 34 years old at the time). It's a typically lavish 70s British musical movie, the only song I remember though it the catchy and up-tempo Thank You Very Much, which is sang at a funeral procession with people dancing on the coffin. Not the best version, but a totally guilty secret!

A Christmas Carol (1971): An animated short film version of the story, which features the voice of Alastair Sim as Scrooge. Originally made for TV, it was later given a cinema release and subsequently won an Oscar for Best Animation Short Film in 1972.
The animation has a unique visual style, as it was based on the original illustrations of the story, it also used a number of clever animation techniques. There are a number of attempts at faithful animation adaptations, for me this is by far my favourite. The whole things can be seen on YouTube. 

Mickey’s Christmas Carol (1983): Now I'm not a fan of Disney, in fact I pretty much hate most of the over-hyped dross Disney have churned out over the years. But I must admit to loving their fun adaptation of this story. Another short, and Mickey's first appearance in around 30 years, it also won an Oscar in 1983.

Scrooged (1988): Everyone loves Bill Murray's version of Scrooge. Never met anyone that doesn't watch it when it appears of TV every single year. Murray was perfectly cast as the acerbic TV executive who gets his comeuppance from a series of ingeniously adapted modern ghosts.

The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992): And finally... A kids favourite. Michael Caine gives a memorable performance as Scrooge, and manages to stand-out among all the Muppets comic antics. The movie has a some great musical moments too. In many ways this version captures all the best elements of the all the others on my list, to create a genuine funny and heart-warming Christmas feast of a movie.
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Retro Gaming: A Popples Christmas (1986)

18/12/2014

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How the hell did I miss this one, when I did my list of Xmas Games: Festive Freebies & Christmas Cassettes? A give-away licensed game for the Commodore 64 from 1986, would have easily made the list. Only if I'd have known about it earlier. To be fair, this game was only a give-away to retailers of American Greetings, who manufactured the jolly gaudy coloured quasi-marsupials come teddy bears that could be turned completely inside-out. So how would I know?
What we have here is a weak (at best) loose adventure game, that even the makers should hang their heads in shame over producing. Even if it was a marketing give-away. A series of crappy ill-considered non-interactive 4 colour graphic set pieces, or just simply a slap-dash throw together bunch of weak tasks revolving around the Popples being in Santa's workshop. Or both! Who cares? It was utter garbage. A bad promotional tool for a bad toy. Let's move on and never talk of this again.
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Weird Retro Christmas Countdowns

18/12/2014

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Christmas is only a week away, and it's time to settle down in front of the TV and watch some good old Christmas movies. So far we've offered you the delights of the Top Ten: Christmas Slasher Movies and The Best Of The Worst Weird Christmas Movies lists. So if reading isn't your thing, and you'd rather sit back relax and watch a video... Weird Retro presents it Christmas Countdown from December 2012.
All the movies featured have appeared in one of our other lists this year. But just to summarize here's the top ten list from the video.

10) The Christmas That Almost Wasn't (1966)
9) Santa Claus (1959)
8) Silent Night, Evil Night (A.K.A. Black Christmas) (1974)
7) Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)
6) Evil Christmas (A.K.A. You Better Watch Out & Terror In Toyland) (1980)
5) Don't Open Till Christmas (1984)
4) Elves (1989)
3) Jack Frost (1996)
2) Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964)
1) The Magic Christmas Tree (1964)

Xmas Xtra Bonus Movie: The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978).
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WPIX's Yule Log, An American Tradition

17/12/2014

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The burning of a Yule Log is a tradition that goes back centuries, but in the modern era many homes no longer have a fireplace on which to burn the log. So in 1966 Fred M. Thrower, President and CEO of WPIX in New York hit on an ingenious idea. He wanted to give a Christmas gift to the people of New York, who lived in apartments and so couldn't experience the wonders of an open fire at Christmas time. The idea of broadcast, also provided time for employees of the television station to stay home with their families, instead of working for the usual morning news program.

The film was a looped shot of a fireplace, with accompanying Christmas traditional  music available until 1988 via the radio station WPIX-FM. The whole thing was broadcast without any commercials from Christmas Eve through to Christmas Day. And has been a tradition every year, except during the 90s and the year 2000.
The original 1966 footage was filmed at  Gracie Mansion, the official residence of the Mayor of New York. However during the filming, a spark from the fire damaged an antique fireplace rug, causing $4000 worth of damage. Only 17 seconds of footage was recorded on 16mm film, which looked a bit jerky and artificial. So in 1970, it was decided to re-record the footage. However, due to the damage caused during the original filming, the Mayor of New York wouldn't let them use the Gracie Mansion fireplace. A very similar fireplace was found in California, and a 6 minute loop was recorded on 35mm film in the height of the summer, on a roasting hot August day.
Over the years, a number of TV stations across America have picked up the footage made their own broadcasts. Some have even imitated the original WPIX Yule Log, for broadcast. In the age of VHS tape and into DVD, there have been a large number of video fireplaces produced. And with the spread of the Internet and the availability of YouTube videos, traditionalists can go back and enjoy the wonders of the original WPIX Yule Log.
There is a full version playlist, with original music of the WPIX Yule Log from Christmas 1983, that can be viewed in all its glory on YouTube here.
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Terry Gilliam's Christmas Card (1968)

16/12/2014

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Before he was the world famous director of movies like 12 Monkeys (1995) and Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas (1998). Even before Monty Python, Gilliam worked with some of the future Pythons on a British TV series called Do Not Adjust Your Set, which ran from 1967 to 1969. The then unknown animator created animation surreal segments, like those he would become more well known for in Monty Python, using the cut-out card style that became such a major element of the Python's visuals. 
In 1968, Gilliam was a hard-up cartoonist living in London, having trouble making ends meet. John Cleese a friend of his suggested him for the TV show. After seeing his work, he was commissioned to make a short animation for an episode of the show being aired on Christmas Day.

Struggling for inspiration, Gilliam went to the Tate Gallery, finding a collection of Victorian Christmas cards there, of which he made photocopies.
The result was a darkly twisted take on the traditions of Christmas, replete with deranged Wise Men galloping across various card scenes and a malevolent Santa. A surreal piece of free-association that Gilliam would in later years become so well known for through his work on Monty Python. And remember, when you watch this... Do Not Adjust Your Set was supposed to be a kids TV show in Britain.
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William S. Burroughs & Kurt Cobain 

15/12/2014

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In 1993 seminal Beat Generation writer and infamous heroin junkie William S. Burroughs recorded a spoken word record with seminal Grunge Rock musician and infamous heroin junkie Kurt Cobain. The record was based on Burroughs short story The "Priest" They Called Him. Burroughs provides a dead-pan delivery, with Cobain provides a dissonant guitar backing based on "Silent Night" and "To Anacreon In Heaven". Originally released as a limited edition 10-inch picture disc in July 1993, the same month that Cobain had a heroin overdose. 

The story of The "Priest" They Called Him first appeared in Burroughs 1973 short story collection Exterminator!, and has a similar feel to his other short story The Junky's Christmas from 1989.
The "Priest" is an otherwise nameless heroin addict trying to score a fix on Christmas Eve, rather than Christmas Day in the Junky's story. The young man of the Junky's story is here a Mexican boy, and instead of returning to his room to receive an "immaculate fix" for his charitable act, the "Priest" lies back on his bed and dies.

Interestingly Burroughs had a role in the 1989 movie Drugstore Cowboy, playing Tom the Priest.
Weird Retro Fact: Read about and watch the short film comparable Burroughs story The Junky's Christmas on Weird Retro. 
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Toy Of The Month: Baby Laugh A Lot

14/12/2014

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It really doesn't get any creepier than Remco's Baby Laugh A Lot from 1971. This doll literally laughed like a maniacal serial killer, and even came with a rocking chair for added creepy effect. Stick some batteries in her and children would be exposed to the laugh of an insane maniac, but wait until the batteries started to run down. And then Baby Laugh A Lot entered a whole new world of weird, as she turned from a rocking high-pitched crazy doll to a low-pitched satanic nightmare doll. However you played with her, Baby Laugh A Lot must have seriously damaged a whole generation of little girls who were unfortunate enough to be given her as a present.
**** You Have Been Warned ****
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Rocketship Weird Retro's Nativity Scene.

13/12/2014

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Click on the Nativity scene, to get a full image view of the whole majesty of this creation! ;)
My little lad and I spent this evening working on our Nativity scene, which is now finally finished. My son made the stable, amazing what a three year old can do with an old shoe box, lolly-sticks, poster paints and glitter. I added the figures. The Bruce Lee shepherds, the three wise gargoyles, Darth Vader and a stormtrooper as Joseph and Mary. A cyberman as the archangel Gabriel, and of course wind-up Jesus as little baby Jesus. Note: The star of Bethlehem is a flaming neon crucifix I've had for years, finally found a use for.
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It's a KFC Christmas In Japan.

13/12/2014

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In Japan Christmas isn't a nation holiday, but they have adopted the holiday in their own way. Back in December 1974, after a bunch of foreigners hit up a KFC Japan in search of chicken, because they couldn't get their beloved turkey dinner, KFC struck on an idea, KFC started a Christmas Chicken campaign. Thus over time eating Christmas Chicken became a fun little tradition in Japan. 

The tradition became so popular that lines of people queued outside KFC restaurants across Japan, to get their fried chicken Christmas dinner. Some even pre-ordering their meal. As with South Korea, Christmas Day in Japan is treated more like a "couples day", akin to Valentine's Day. So what better a treat for your loved one than a bucket of fried chicken? 
KFC have developed a special Christmas bucket that is only available in Japan, containing Christmas cake, and other traditionally Western Christmas food. KFC begins its Christmas campaign in October and added a "Party Barrel" and "Premium Christmas Pack" to its existing line-up over the festive season. 
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Weird Music: Culturcide

12/12/2014

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A nihilistic experimental industrial punk band from Huston, Texas, aren't the most likely band to knock out a Christmas song. But the 7" single from 1986, isn't by any stretch of the imagination the usual happy Christmas tunes you will hear being played in the shopping malls. But the sing Depressed Christmas, likely expresses how many feel about the festive season. A sometimes slurring, deeply dead-pan spoken lyric over-dubbed to a cheesy backing-track of White Christmas. Truly music to slash your wrists to. The flip-side of the single is the slightly (only slightly) less depressing and humorous song Santa Claus Was My Lover, dubbed over Billie Jean by Michael Jackson.
The bands famous 1986 album Tacky Souvenirs Of Pre-Revolutionary America, used the same technique of taking popular pop and rock songs and singing, screaming and shouting satirical lyrics over the top of them. The lyric sheet carried the message "Home-taping is killing the record industry, so keep doing it." The band (in true punk style) didn't ask any permissions for use of the backing tracks, and were threatened with legal action by the copyright owners.
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