#1. The goblins... And oddly not trolls... In the king of bad movies Troll 2 (1990)
There's so much to say about the movie Troll 2, that it would take up a whole page of its own. However those "goblins", what were they about? "Designed" (loosely used) by porn actress Laura Gemser, more well known for a slew of "black" Emanuelle movies in the 1970s. The costumes were no more than burlap sacks, and dime store Halloween masks.That's it! Look at them, they're awful beyond belief. But some how their true awfulness was lost among the rest of the hideousness of the movie.
"Monster Julie" isn't an official name for the zombified character of Julie Walker in the movie. No, it's just the name my little lad used to give her whenever he asked me to rent the movie from the video store. At 4 years old, it was his favourite movie. Julie was hot, before and after she breaks her neck in a motorcycle accident and is turned into a zombie by her boyfriend. Surely the first zombie sex fetish movie monster.
It could be the first time I've wanted to slap someone the size of a child, but Warwick Davis as the Leprechaun makes me want. The star of Willow and an Ewok in Empire Strikes Back, is just annoying. Not scary, not creepy, just so annoying you want to shout at the screen for him to stop. So what did they do? They made two more bloody movies in 1994 and 1995. And thankfully this list stops at the 90s, so we don't have to endure number 4, and In The Hood, and Back 2 Tha Hood!!!