The Fist Faces Funny Face Toy by Remco is likely one of the most self explanatory and disappointing toys in existence. In the box came a wig, kerchief, a lipstick pencil and four "faces" to make your fist into said "face". That was it. Nothing more to it. Obviously kids were much more easily pleased back in the 1960s.
The simple instructions (as if you needed instructions) claimed that "Your fist becomes a real face". Which is somewhat creepy. It goes on to say that the face will "Move", that it "Talks" and that it "Wiggles 'n' Twitches". Now I'm really freaked out. Afraid to sleep, in fear that my hand will take on a life of its own and attempt to kill me.
Weird Retro Fact: In 1967 Remco produced an Animal Fist Faces, as a tie-in to the movie Doctor Dolittle.